Can someone give a file for an account cracker?

I kinda miss the good ol' times when I'm cracking accounts.
I can't seem to find the crackers.
If anyone has a working account cracker, can you please post it?
:)

These no longer exist and anybody claiming they possess such a thing are probably attempting to spread malware or are just sadly misinformed.
Always virus scan anything that you download from an unknown source.