Flying Ants - My body becomes a battlefield
:mad:
Ok, so I go biking quite far everyday. Anyways, so usually when it's this hot (over 100F), there are these termite like things that fly in groups over cement surrounded by grass (usually a fence is nearby). I don't know why they don't fly over the grass, but it's ALWAYS the cement. On a normal hot day, there is usually about 10-20 swarms of them. Not this day, oh no, there were about 50-75 swarms (like 20-50 flying ant chiggers in each swarm). And at the speed I am traveling, and the sweat dripping over my body, they usually die upon impact. Some survive. Well today, I think I killed about 600 of them. They are horrible, they are like tiny spitwads that stick to your body and itch like hell. They fly into my hair, face, eyes, mouth, arms, legs, body, etc. I have to keep my mouth air tight and look downward or shield my face to prevent them from entering. Well anyways, they entered my mouth twice when I opened my mouth for air. The second time one flew in really deep, so I grouped the saliva and spit it out, about 4 more entered when I did it and the spitball just fucking dropped like a rock and fell on my arm. I was fucking grossed out. Also, earlier I went to wipe the sweat off my forehead, but I used my hand because I knew those little termite fuckers were gonna be on it, and there were like 20 on my hand. They looked like fucking ants without their wings all crushed up. Anyways, when I got home, I didn't wait for my body to cool down I just jumped in the shower, but when I looked in the mirror, there was about 40 of them JUST on my neck, and like 20 on my fucking face.
Holy shit I hate them, I think I'm going to take another route tomorrow, because it's going to be hot as hell again. God damn, my shirt was all sweaty, and had a bunch of bugs (I used it to wipe off my self before showering).
My body is a battlefield. :mad:
