I like this site, mainly because i always ask this.
"What do you believe to be the meaning of your existence?"
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I like this site, mainly because i always ask this.
"What do you believe to be the meaning of your existence?"
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger:Hi
You: Tits or gtfo
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Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl
You: hii
You: what ur up to?
You: hello?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: are you a boy`?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why
You: im a girl
Stranger: what is your name
You: moniuqe
Stranger: are you frenc
You: nope but my parents are
Stranger: ?
Stranger: where are you from
You: uk y?
Stranger: greece
You: im so horney
Stranger: how old are you
You: 19
Stranger: ohh me too 20
Stranger: do you study
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: what about
You: siencetology
Stranger: ok
You: it sucks my bare ass
Stranger: do you have facebook and msn adress.we can speak more comfortable
You: no im not into such stuff
You: its booring
You: and you get ALOT of spam
You: but i do got a Skype
Stranger: yahoo
Stranger: or facebook
Stranger: ??
You: no sorry
Stranger: only skype?
Stranger: ?
You: oh my boyfreind came hes going to beat me up and fuck me now have to goo..........................................
I justhate that thimng.Quote:
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Stranger: US?
You: Motherfucking nuclear pedo bear
You: gtfo
Stranger: I LOVE HIM!
You: o.0
You: fail
You: srslt
You: y*
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: asl
You: YOU are pedo bear
You: now enjoy your ban
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: lol
You: fail
Stranger: how old are you
You: MPGH forums welome you
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Stranger: Hi there! asl: 24 m Italy
You: fag
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Everyone is pedo i even saw 14 yr old oneQuote:
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Stranger: hello,18 m uk, got cam,want a camslave?
You: failidiot'
You: nig paki
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Stranger: hi
You: GTFO NUB
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LooolQuote:
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You: No pedos aloud
Stranger: DAMN.
Stranger: Kidding.
Stranger: >.>
You: o.0
Stranger: xD
You: WTF
Stranger: I'm kidding..
You: orly
Stranger: yus.
You: Dayum
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You: WTF YOU ARE PEDO
You: GO TO JAIL
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl/
Stranger: ?
You: Pedo.
You: GTFO
Stranger: dick head
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: als
You: ASL fail
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BEST CHAT EVER, NO PEDOES AT aLL
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Stranger: i was going to the grocery store the other day and they were all out of cucumber, can you believe that shit?
You: no way
You: tell them to fucking get some then
Stranger: yes way! i was like 'whaaat?!' and they were like 'we'll get more tomorrow'
You: oya they will (not)
Stranger: but i was like 'fuck you all' and made some shit happen
You: ohhh daamn
You: than wtf happened
Stranger: that's just how much i like cucumber on my diet
Stranger: you feeling me?
You: you fag?
Stranger: that's just some tasty motherfucker
You: olol
You: Nao tell me wtf whis is about
Stranger: but then the mutherfuckin' employee called the security and they threw me out
You: O k
You: Go get a bodyguard :o
Stranger: but i didn't leave it there
Stranger: so i took this motherfuckin orange i had left from my lunch and threw it at the floor and was like "teargas is gonna soon be everywhere here!" ans laughed
You: Lolwut
You: that is real screwed up xD
Stranger: yeah! showed them!
Stranger: but the securyguards weren't laughing
Stranger: security*
You: wtf
You: No sense of humor
You: They are always like robots
Stranger: yeah tell me about it
Stranger: so i told them to get the fuckin manager
Stranger: to tell me wtf is this shit with the cucumbers
Stranger: and wanted to ask him if they even have cabbage
You: And even not that?
Stranger: not even that and then he had the nerve to show me where the meatsection was
You: Meat?What a fucker
Stranger: so i told him to chop the fuck off his own hand and throw that shit on package so I can have a fuckin barbecue what my wife has been telling me to host of the neightbourhood
You: holy freaking sjit
Stranger: but the guy was like that his trousers taste better
Stranger: but they didn't come with anykind of sidesallad or anything
You: This is screwed produt
You: product*
You: Behold: Managers trousers
Stranger: so i started yealling to everyone in the store that this motherfuckers poison their meat and don't even have sallad
You: Ocrib
You: And then
Stranger: and started a foodwar
You: got thrown out again?
Stranger: it was beautiful
Stranger: no
Stranger: they just called the cops
Stranger: and had to wait for that
You: So you had to pay a crapload?
Stranger: luckily one of the cops was vegetarian and got also angry about the whole cucumber situation
You: omg
Stranger: talking about luck
Stranger: i was sure that i was gonna get thrown to jail and assraped
Stranger: or some shit
You: and this didn't happen D:?
Stranger: so the manager agreed to write me a gift certificate or some shit to the store so i could come back for my cucumbers
You: xD
You: cucubercards
You: -mber*
Stranger: but i ripped that shit to pieces, fuck them and their vegetables
You: Lolwut
Stranger: after this the friendly cops gave me ride to another store they knew had really good vegetable section
You: I thought of other stores already
You: :o
You: So you got the cucumbers there?
Stranger: but i was like I'm not in the mood for cucumbers and cabbage anymore and went to get burgers
You: Damn crap situation
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ruined my whole day
Stranger: haven't eaten cucumber since then
You: well k
You: gtg now
You: bye
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