The jack off game...

1.If you mascurbate then rub your eyes you have 2/5 chance to go blind.

2.If you mascurbate then eat and cough on your food you can get Black Lung disease.

3.If you mascurbate then slap your self, your a retard.

4.If you macurbate then shoot your self you will die.

5. if you mascurbate 3 times a day for 3 weeks you cant have children.


Can you guess wic ones are true and wich are fake?

i do all of these ;)

why did u say mascerbate?

definatley know 3 and 4 are true

5 is not true and i think 2 is not true

1 is just fucked up