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    Quote Originally Posted by Hydra's Apprentice View Post


    Fuck em, cum in them, tell them your name is Carlos, then never see them again. Single bitches with kids.
    Hit it from the back then I run off :P

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    You need to fuck them, then fuck their sisters.

    OT: If they're asking you to be your boyfriend that means they want you to be their bitch. If you're a man you won't settle to be just anyone's bitch. Have those 20 "females" fight to the death in a WWF-style Royal Rumble match. Then, and only then, can the winner call you their bitch.

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    asked my bot "!whatis shark" one day

    this is his response:

    this is a move when you have your girl get on her knees doggystyle and you stand across the room naked. then you put your hands together above your head and mimic a shark, all the while your humming the JAWS theme song. you make your way across the room and when you get near her you hump her as hard as you can sending her head crashing into the wall.
    Thats my tip to you people.

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    You must be either really funny or they are fucking with you mate
    "Ever since mum said, "Son you are a king, I feel like Floyd when I'm stepping into the ring."


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    I really hope your gay because if not then i hate you. @arunforce I wish you were mine.

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    Gets loads of girls: feels bad. What has society come to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aymane1 View Post
    Gets loads of girls: feels bad. What has society come to?
    I prefer one girl instead of loads.

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    I think you are confusing yourself from your dreams and reality. It happens sometimes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik View Post
    I think you are confusing yourself from your dreams and reality. It happens sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamseRP View Post
    I don't know why lately like 20 girls they said can I be your boyfriend
    I don't know man, a girl has never asked to be my boyfriend before

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    About Girls
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    Girls now are interest of me and they love me
    I don't know why lately like 20 girls they said can I be your boyfriend
    I was like : WTF
    Can someone help me please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaar View Post


    That's the Gaar way to do it.
    The Gaar way is the Right way #VoteForGaar2016

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    tbh you sound ugly as fuck just by the way you type, let alone what you described you wear. i also dislike how you don't know how to set that picture as your signature so you have to copy and paste it in every single one of your shitposts.

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    By the way I'm not gay
    Because if I say to one girl yes you can be my boyfriend
    All the other they gonna be rude to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamseRP View Post
    By the way I'm not gay
    Because if I say to one girl yes you can be my boyfriend
    All the other they gonna be rude to me
    the solution is that you need to cut out a kidney from one of the girls and then sell it in black market.. and once you are rich you can get the other girls.

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