Getting drugs past sniffer dogs at a festival

[Havoc]

I'm going to a uk music festival in 2 days and was wondering how the fuck do I go about getting my cocaine past security and the sniffer dogs, If I get caught that's my 3 day music festival over, Any tips/help on how to sneak it past would be greatly appreciated!

[[MPGH]meme]

put it in a bag and shove it in your asshole

[Havoc]

Dogs can apparently still detect that shit

[Dee]

Vacuum seal it, put it somewhere inconspicuous (cut a small tiny hole in one of your jackets on the inside and drop it down there?)
depends on how much you want to bring in too

[Gixxer]

Make a sandwich anything..but with plenty of garlic. And put it in a plastic bag inside of it. Just don't forget to take it with you and don't forget not to eat it...

[Conquerable]

put it in a bag and shove it in your asshole

When we get to customs I'm going to need you to take these seeds and shove them way up your butthole. Way up there as far as they can fit.

[New]

If I get caught that's my 3 day music festival over

Well if I were to get caught with *cocaine* on my bag, I would have more to worry about than a 3 day music festival.

[Dee]

Well if I were to get caught with *cocaine* on my bag, I would have more to worry about than a 3 day music festival.

Some music festivals just confiscate it and kick you out, they can't be bothered to pursue anything.
But OP has a welsh flag, if he's in the UK and going to the Leeds or Isle of Wight festival he should expect a formal warning or temporary jail

[~Defalt]

Why you even want to cocaine at a music festival?

Get some LSD or Shrooms mate

Or try to get something like this: Make still sure you vaccum seal it

[Kiesa-]

you have to put in something that has a stronger smell to cover up the cocaine scent

[Solvi]

Why would you bring cocaine to a music festival?

[Ahmad]

Bring weed so it covers up the smell

[Predator]

Put it in a small baggie and swallow it. Wait a few hours and then shit it out. Profit?

[Thescruu]

Vacuum sealed put together with your food. If they sniff, you just show your bacon toasts... If u seal it well, they won't smell it even if It's in your hand / pocket.

Have fun

[Ally]

When we get to customs I'm going to need you to take these seeds and shove them way up your butthole. Way up there as far as they can fit.

Rick and Morty?

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Put it in a small baggie and swallow it. Wait a few hours and then shit it out. Profit?

thats how people die if the bag breaks -.-