Epic Troll competition!!! (approved by dave)

[failtown]

If I'm not correct.. correct me! But I'm pretty sure this is trolling, the definition anyway.

The contemporary use of the term is alleged to have first appeared on the internet in the late 1980s,[3] but the earliest known example is from 1991.[4] It is thought to be a truncation of the phrase trolling for suckers, itself derived from the fishing technique of slowly dragging bait through water, known as trolling. The word also evokes the trolls portrayed in Scandinavian folklore and children's tales as they are often creatures bent on mischief and wickedness. The verb "troll" originates from Old French "troller", a hunting term. The noun "troll", however, comes from the Old Norse word for a mythological monster.

[SmokeyBear]

Im sorry but im new to this. Is OMEGLE Trool where you talk to someone random and just say funny and random shit to each other.

pretty much

but its full of perverts so its really fun to fuck with them

but its really old

[[MPGH]KING]

pretty much

but its full of perverts so its really fun to fuck with them

but its really old

So you make a pedobear or what?

[R3V]

sing loudly and without inhibition ???

im a troll!!!

[Venst1]

Nice Competition

[Dead Bones Brook]

Nice Competition

Wrong .

[mlkey]

ROFL. dude if i posted pics i would totally win this competition. but im too lazy. ahaha

[Sjoerd]

maybe u didnt notice, but this guy was trolling YOU

[Slipknotn209]

Mother fucker I should get credit for all this shit yo!
It was my fucking thread that sparked your attention to fucking Omegle in the first place. Me and Stumpy were on MSN and since I'm not in any MPGH MSN group things I should get awarded hurr fool. I should get a MPGH Troll tag fa shoskies.

[Dested]

NIce job guys theres some good trolling there...
entrys are still not over! so kep em coming!

[Sjoerd]

Mother fucker I should get credit for all this shit yo!
It was my fucking thread that sparked your attention to fucking Omegle in the first place. Me and Stumpy were on MSN and since I'm not in any MPGH MSN group things I should get awarded hurr fool. I should get a MPGH Troll tag fa shoskies.

ha.
you fail.

Omegle was on mpgh before you even existed

[Scruffy]

This is 'trolling':

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey :)
You: Hello?
You: u arrent anuther creeper r u?
Stranger: nope :D
You: tats good gettin tierd of them
Stranger: your not a creep are you :S?
You: no
Stranger: just checking :D
You: it woud be wierd for a grl to be a creeper
Stranger: :L thats nice 

so wats up ?
You: nuthin much. just got home from cheerleading practice
Stranger: cool !:D im singing ><!
You: thats nice, idc about ur problems tho
You: im pissd right now
Stranger: i didnt say i had a problem
You: people always have problems
You: you have problems
Stranger: nope not me my life is perfect
You: well im a 17 year old girl so i have problems of my own
You: im horny all the time
You: black people piss me off
You: no one understands me
Stranger: well thats not creepy at all
You: see? no one understnds me
You: you just dont get it
Stranger: umm yeah maybe you should wise up
You: you should shut up
You: you arent perfect
Stranger: yes i am :)
You: youre probably an ugly nerd
You: where are you from?
Stranger: no im not i model and i have za singing career
Stranger: a *
You: where are you from?
Stranger: the uk
You: so you have poor teeth then, do ya chinless wonder?
Stranger: nope like i said i have a model career so i pretty much look fucking gorguss
You: okay so you have a huge penis then right?
Stranger: gosh u are a creep
You: only blacks have big penises... you arent a darkie are you?
Stranger: no
You: thats good. i need my bike later
Stranger: why ?
You: ******s always steal my bike.. i hate them
Stranger: ur such a creepy your probly a dude
You: i rub butter all over my body, moaning heavily
Stranger: yeah im not interested
You: I like the passion you have for females, I think alot of the guys at my school are fags
Stranger: do u have something against gay people as well ?
You: Yeah i do
You: why, are you gay?
Stranger: no, why >
Stranger: ?
You: you dont like women, so you must be gay
Stranger: i didnt say i didnt like women, u must have some life you probly have no friends do you ?
You: friends are for squares
Stranger: which is why your gonna be a hermit with 27 cays when u grow up
Stranger: cats *
You: that sounds hot. you turn me on. the last guy that turned me on this much was my uncle. you remind me of him.
You: do you have msn?
Stranger: yeah
You: we should cam it up
Stranger: no
Stranger: u dont even know my age u creep
You: i want you to see my innards.
You: i hope i dont have herpes bumps still....
You: YOU CANT DENY OUR LOVE!
Stranger: im only 13 your fucking pedafile
You: i like em young
You: I stretch back, moaning heavily as I reach the point of climax
You: GIVE ME MORE
Stranger: gone fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Scruffy]

Double post.
Here's a funny troll I did to some kid I knew on another forum's "girlfriend". lol

My AIM Conversation with his girlfriend:

Her (7:08:38 PM): ok well ill talk to you later
Me(7:08:43 PM): good
Me (7:08:45 PM): or ill cut you
Me (7:08:46 PM): what

(next parts are longer, but worth it. )

EXTENDED:

Me (7:16:44 PM): he wants his step bro to know who the person he wants to marry is
Her (7:16:54 PM): O.O
Her (7:16:57 PM): marry
Me (7:17:00 PM): oh sorry
Me (7:17:01 PM): um
Her (7:17:04 PM): we have not talked about that yet
Me (7:17:06 PM): is sexbuddies with?
Me (7:17:18 PM): im not sure what the youth is into nowadays
Her (7:17:23 PM): is this some kind of prank?
Me (7:17:27 PM): no
Her (7:17:32 PM): okay
Me (7:17:41 PM): wait, would you like it to be?
Her (7:17:54 PM): well umm i have to go soon things to do
Me (7:17:59 PM): i dont believe you
Me (7:18:02 PM): block incoming
Her (7:18:08 PM): what?
Me (7:18:12 PM): ILL CUT YOU
Her (7:18:21 PM): your strange
Me (7:18:25 PM): i love you
Her (7:18:47 PM): ok i am going to ask dru about this your wierd
Me (7:19:10 PM): so...
Me (7:19:14 PM): you're asking for a 3some?
Her (7:19:29 PM): hes on his way to get me and if you really do know him I will consider talking to you again but no more for now
Her (7:19:32 PM): byeeee
Me (7:19:36 PM): well
Me (7:19:38 PM): i do know him
Me (7:19:40 PM): I AM HIS FATHER
She has signed off at 7:19:51 PM.


EXTENDED EXTENDED:

Her (7:30:11 PM): what do you want
Me (7:30:23 PM): I want you to like me
Her (7:30:56 PM): I am talking to dru on the phone as we speak and he said you would not say those things and that if you did not to talk to you anymore
Me (7:31:09 PM): what
Me (7:31:36 PM): okay fine
Her (7:32:20 PM): hmm?
Me (7:32:23 PM): im a pseudopsychopathic schizophrenic.
Me (7:32:35 PM): i hunt down magical elves in search of knowledge
Her (7:32:37 PM): what the hell is that
Her (7:32:58 PM): he said that this doesnt sound like you
Me (7:33:07 PM): it is a personality disorder in which there are oddities of thought (magical thinking, paranoid ideation, suspiciousness), perception (illusions, depersonalization), speech (digressive, vague, overelaborate), and behavior (inappropriate affect in social interactions, frequently social isolation) that are not severe enough to characterize schizophrenia.
Her (7:33:35 PM): ok so that is how you explain what you did ?
Her (7:33:40 PM): Um no
Her (7:33:41 PM): can you be normal perhaps ?
Me (7:33:45 PM): I thought you were a fairy
Her (7:33:57 PM): why
Her (7:33:59 PM): and wierd
Me (7:34:20 PM): if you think im weird you should meet my evil twin brother jeffrey
Me (7:34:28 PM): he stole the cookies from the cookie jar
Her (7:34:36 PM): did he now?
Me (7:34:39 PM): yes he did
Me (7:34:43 PM): mommy punished me though
Me (7:34:49 PM): she doesnt believe in ghosts 
Her (7:34:53 PM): there is something wrong with you
Me (7:35:03 PM): i think there's something wrong with you
Her1 (7:35:06 PM): extremely wrong with you
Me (7:35:10 PM): ISEEDEADPEOPLE
Her (7:35:39 PM): dru says that you need to shut up and stop before he gets mad at you
Her (7:35:50 PM): and that you need to be normal and do what you promised
Her (7:36:03 PM): honestly i think this is a prank that he set up to mess with me
Me (7:36:04 PM): the voices tell me not to
Her (7:36:14 PM): what voices
Me (7:36:22 PM): YOU DONT HEAR THE VOICES?
Her (7:36:27 PM): this is too much hes gonna have alot to anwser to when he gets here
Me (7:36:33 PM): "Attention WalMart shoppers..."
Her (7:36:52 PM): he will be here soon what did you say your name was again
Me (7:37:06 PM): OH NO
Her (7:37:08 PM): so i can make sure i am telling him about the right person
Me (7:37:10 PM): THE VOICES
Me (7:37:14 PM): THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER
Her (7:37:19 PM): ok.....
Me (7:37:20 PM): dont tell him
Me (7:37:23 PM): or ill cut you
Me (7:37:29 PM): wat
Her (7:37:35 PM): I am going to block you soon
Me (7:37:38 PM): but why
Me (7:37:42 PM): we have so much in common
Her (7:37:57 PM): because i have no clue who you are and all you say is stupid shit
Me (7:38:09 PM): YOU CALLIN ME BLACK?!
User has signed off.

[apezwijn]

shi- op is a troll?!?!

[Wolf]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm wet
You:
Stranger: heyyy!
Stranger: awesomeee
Stranger: im hardd
You: Dripping down
You: everywhere
You: Ah its so orgasmic!
You: I really shouldn't stand in rain so much.
You have disconnected.