Mai New Bike

[Paroxysm]

ok... you guys are some weird fuckers. lol

anyways, omg that bike is amazing. its like all the power in a 1098 in a slimmed down bike

It may look like shit, but lol I really don't care, I want something fast and agile and that looks to be it

Dave come on, we're trying to talk about snail sex, and you keep talking about your bike for some weird reason, god dave irrelevant much?

[someone]

hey! stop harassing my hubby about his snail fetishes.

[Paroxysm]

hey! stop harassing my hubby about his snail fetishes.

No im harassing him about his goat fetish, he hates snails, snail-hater.

[someone]

No im harassing him about his goat fetish, he hates snails, snail-hater.

he likes snails too. but he is a goat petter.

[Paroxysm]

he likes snails too. but he is a goat petter.

Is 'goat-petter' slang for goat-sodomy?

[SadisticGrin]

So, I brought this chick home from a concert and when I started hittin it she maoned like a goat, what does that make me?

[Paroxysm]

So, I brought this chick home from a concert and when I started hittin it she maoned like a goat, what does that make me?

Well considering that the only reason she was at your house was because you slipped her a roofie, that would make you a rapist.

[SadisticGrin]

Silly Paro everyone who tries to insult the grin but fails miserably knows girls don't moan when they're roofed!

[Paroxysm]

Silly Paro everyone who tries to insult the grin but fails miserably knows girls don't moan when they're roofed!

Experience? Still my previous statement stands, your a rapist.

[BluSpex]

Silly Paro everyone who tries to insult the grin but fails miserably knows girls don't moan when they're roofed!

PWNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[SadisticGrin]

pl0x the only thing that gets raped around me are people faces when I pwn them in any game.

[someone]

Is 'goat-petter' slang for goat-sodomy?

haww! nao. maybies. but no. not really.... he just likes rubbing them. a lot. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night. and hes outside. petting them...

[SadisticGrin]

I wish dave would pet my goat. But he refuses ever since it chewed up his can.


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[someone]

I wish dave would pet my goat. But he refuses ever since it chewed up his can.


(crypted message?)

i want a narcoleptic goat.

[SadisticGrin]

I want a one eyed goat with an eating disorder.