Fuck you fags with 10-inch sigs

[joblo150]

Your signature on these forums ain't the same as the size of your dick, so please don't make it 12 inches long.

I'm sick of having to scroll 10 pages down to get to the next post (which usually contains 2 words). Basically 99% of information on any given page is about sigs, and 1% is actual posts.

Take that shit down, stop trying to compensate for your small dick by putting up a huge ass signature.

[nobartholem]

So....

People have big signatures because they have small dicks!

YOU MUST BE A FUCKING PHILOSOPHER!

EXPLAIN TO ME!

[Trianglez]

I understand, Scrollings so hard.

Complain Much?

[Czar]

You can disable viewing peoples signatures.

[Tiresome]

I understand, but the reasons I don't like them are not the same as yours.

Where there fuck did anyone get enough ego to think anyone gives half a shit about their post goals or who they respect.

I understand if you're trying to get in some group on this site, but make it reasonable. You don't need size 48 font that's bold and red so it takes half of everyones' screen.
That's just ridiculous.

And I understand the graphics signatures if you're showing off some of your work, but seriously, ones with your name on them are completely unnecessary. We know your name already, you're trying too hard to be cool if you need to show it off in some elaborate work of art.


I've stopping whining about it, those have been my reasons for a long time as to why I turned them off.

[nobartholem]

We got it from our refrigerators, because we are all apparently fat nerds with no lives.

[EL_PACHUCO]

wait so im not hard my sig will have to be about 3ich long but when i have boner i will have to change my sig size to 9 inches? i dont think so.tht was sarcasim by the way but wat wat if people have 12 inchers wat about tht.haha

[ben2134]

GIANT SIGS FOR THE EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trianglez]

But goal lists are such failures, same with *cough* your current sig *cough*

[Evan]

mines the biggest yay

[nobartholem]

Yea, i agree that goal lists are FTL, but I have no goal list, nor do I have a giant sig.

[EL_PACHUCO]

mines the biggest yay

ooops edited this post hehe i didnt know u were talking about the sig lol

[Trianglez]

Yeah, I really dont mind Big sigs, but Goal lists are the faggiest things Ive ever seen, I think I can see how many posts you have, dont have to post 50 different post amounts with a sad face next to it.

[Tiresome]

Yeah, I really dont mind Big sigs, but Goal lists are the faggiest things Ive ever seen, I think I can see how many posts you have, dont have to post 50 different post amounts with a sad face next to it.

So true.

Respects lists are bad too.

[joblo150]

mines the biggest yay

your intelligent post is 1/45th the length of your sig.



Oh, and what's with these porno avatars you're all putting up? There's like 2 in this thread alone. Keep that shit in the bedroom, I know you like tits and ass so you don't need to share.