have u played this or what
I invented an awesome game. SUPER fun, you should all try it. Goes like this:
When you're with a group of chicks, blindfold yourself and have them all take 10 second turns at sucking your dick. Whichever chick is performing the blowjob while you bust, is the winner.
There is lots of strategy in the game (for the bitches) and for you its a lot of fun. You can even mix it up once in a while to keep it fresh. Winner gets to ride the cock.
I'm a genius.
have u played this or what
doubt you can get 1 girl to suck your dick.
Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you cum, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two.
Angry Dragon - 1) While receiving oral sex from a female, the male pulls out and shoots his load up her nose. The female then snorts to expel the semen from her nasal cavity, henceforth creating the appearance of an "angry dragon".
2) While receiving a blow job, cum in her mouth, right when she's about to swallow, you smack her in the back of the head with a free hand and she'll spew it out her nose, hence the appearance of an "Angry Dragon".
I've done that angry dragon shit.
LOL Troll thread is troll. Only a person who will never get a BJ would post this
on a side note, running around the mall bean dipping girls is a good source of entertainment till some prick security guard runs you down