I Got Jury Duty !!!!

[StayTrue]

Seriously just report back sick. easiest excuse in the book.

[Hitmaniac]

You're talking out of your ass, most states will give you max 25 dollars a day for duty. Which means you miss out on a shit ton of cash if its multiple days if you have a job already while getting called for duty.

To a 8th grader this sounds like heaven

[wolves4life]

To a 8th grader this sounds like heaven

Which is why they don't select 8th graders for jury duty.

[Based God]

Tell them you have road rage issues and are extremely hateful of speeders, drunk drivers...
Pretend to be absolutely crazy...
They'll dismiss you

[DawgiiStylz]

Which is why they don't select 8th graders for jury duty.

thats pocket change

[Insomniac]

tell them ure racist against white people and most likely would not give someone a fair trial

[[MPGH]AVGN]

You're talking out of your ass, most states will give you max 25 dollars a day for duty. Which means you miss out on a shit ton of cash if its multiple days if you have a job already while getting called for duty.

your right.. i am talking out my ass.

BUT, my job has paid jury duty leave (up to 3 days)

so it would still be a win.

edit: ok did some research

heres how it works in my county:

Jurors in Harris County are paid $6.00 for their first day of service, and $40.00 a day for each day of service thereafter.

$6 = fail

[whit]

When You get into the jury or court room tell the Judge You know the excused or Defendant Yadda yadda yadda

Worked for me...

[[MPGH]AVGN]

When You get into the jury or court room tell the Judge You know the excused or Defendant Yadda yadda yadda

Worked for me...

they might make you a witness if you do that

[Margherita]

Just do it. It COULD be a "cool" experience. But it could be boring and dumb.

To get out of it just say everything to make yourself unqualified. But dont go overboard or theyll actually talk to you.

[whit]

they might make you a witness if you do that

Nope when i did mine, Me and the other juries and judge where in a room before it start telling us how things where going to go done. And he said the name of the excused and i new the guy from 11th Grade year and the judge said i cant be a jury..

I still got paid for it tho..

[Polo™]

they might make you a witness if you do that

If u know the defendant, and the defendant is a murderer they're gonna question the living shit out of you.

[Rave.]

Tell them you have a better call of duty

OT: Say you're extremely biased.
Biased idea is biased.

[[MPGH]AVGN]

If u know the defendant, and the defendant is a murderer they're gonna question the living shit out of you.

yeah thats what i meant

[HW$%yh5eh5ea5heheh5]

say your black. /end of topic