Do you have/want kids?

[Blitz]

I was just curious if there were any parents on MPGH. I think I want a kid, I'd name him Michael but call him "Mike" so it wouldn't get confusing. I'd slowly introduce him to internet and make him a cyber freak like me. How about you?

[DBB]

I'd like a girl and a boy, or two girls.
I like girls names which start with 'Sa'.

[Blitz]

I'd like a girl and a boy, or two girls.
I like girls names which start with 'Sa'.

Salina? Sam? Samus? SaggyTits142?

[DBB]

Salina? Sam? Samus? SaggyTits142?

Sabrina, Sanne, those kind of things.
Dutch names, by the way, I can understand it if you don't like them.

[Blitz]

Sabrina, Sanne, those kind of things.
Dutch names, by the way, I can understand it if you don't like them.

No, I like them. You don't seem like the type for kids, if you're serious then good luck to you.

[Rvn]

I want, a girl 1st, then after 6 years a boy.

I know several families that have kids like that, freakin perfect children

[Nirvana]

I will make sure to call my kid an average name,because kids with unique names are less likely to get a job than an average named guy with the same qualifications.I will never name any of my kids rufus,thats all i know.

[.Raiden]

I want 3 kids, either 2 girls and a boy or 2 boys and a girl.

[Dreamerkiid (◣_◢)]

yes i do ima have lke ten kids

[Jabuuty671]

I'd like my first child after my wife/girlfriend are finished with getting our college degrees, or at least one of us finishes and we have the money and we're for sure not going to break up at all. I'd want 3 kids, 2 boys and then 1 girl being the youngest.

[Haze]

I want 13 children.

atleast 2 black ones and one that if it dies i wont care.

[.Raiden]

I'd like my first child after my wife/girlfriend are finished with getting our college degrees, or at least one of us finishes and we have the money and we're for sure not going to break up at all. I'd want 3 kids, 2 boys and then 1 girl being the youngest.

Thats how I want to do it.

Then I'ma train the boys how to play rugby and stuff like that, so they can be king shit during high school.

[DBB]

Thats how I want to do it.

Then I'ma train the boys how to play rugby and stuff like that, so they can be king shit during high school.

I'd prefer teaching them how to kill people in discussions. You can actually DO stuff with that.
And I'd rape my girls.

[.Raiden]

I'd prefer teaching them how to kill people in discussions. You can actually DO stuff with that.
And I'd rape my girls.

I'd do that as well. But some kids down here don't care for discussions, so I need to prepare them.

[Czar]

At the moment, i'm content with my pug. I don't want kids.