Your fail of the day?

[Wretched]

2cm long, you jelly? ofc you are.

Damn. That beats mine.



/sad

[Hexicidal]

I have sex 4 times in a week

[Unicow]

I have sex 4 times in a week

Get out of here you begging CS! Go work for $3

[TheWayIAm]

i rolled down a 1,000 Ft. mountain and landed in an alligator pit and had all my limbs ripped off of me and my troubles weren't over. As i used my tong to drag me home i was ambushed by hidden ninjas that were after my pinkie. as they ripped them off and ran i was forced to eat my corn with my middle finger only and it was awkward.i finally make it to the computer and made this post. i credit my eye to typing this (my only eye now)

[Unicow]

i rolled down a 1,000 Ft. mountain and landed in an alligator pit and had all my limbs ripped off of me and my troubles weren't over. As i used my tong to drag me home i was ambushed by hidden ninjas that were after my pinkie. as they ripped them off and ran i was forced to eat my corn with my middle finger only and it was awkward.i finally make it to the computer and made this post. i credit my eye to typing this (my only eye now)

How do the ninjas take your pinkies if you had your limbs ripped off by aligators? Proves you're a troll lol

[Nyan Cat]

i rolled down a 1,000 Ft. mountain and landed in an alligator pit and had all my limbs ripped off of me and my troubles weren't over. As i used my tong to drag me home i was ambushed by hidden ninjas that were after my pinkie. as they ripped them off and ran i was forced to eat my corn with my middle finger only and it was awkward.i finally make it to the computer and made this post. i credit my eye to typing this (my only eye now)

Same

[TheWayIAm]

How do the ninjas take your pinkies if you had your limbs ripped off by aligators? Proves you're a troll lol

ICWATUDIDTHAR

[Polygon]

I farted.
in a fucking church when they are praying.

[Unicow]

I farted.
in a fucking church when they are praying.

I almost did this but I silenced it :3

[Nico]

I almost did this but I silenced it :3

Youre spamming to get 1k atm, btw?

[Polygon]

I almost did this but I silenced it :3

lucky you.

[Unicow]

Youre spamming to get 1k atm, btw?

Is it obvious?

[TheWayIAm]

Is it obvious?

at 999 lol

[gamerboy667]

@Parade ... is it really that small that you can't even tell its sticking out :O

i boughtr a case of Klondike bars ... 10 minutes later they went on a half off sale

[Parade]

@Parade ... is it really that small that you can't even tell its sticking out :O

i boughtr a case of Klondike bars ... 10 minutes later they went on a half off sale

Yes. The average size of an Asian's penis is 2 cm. Mine is exactly 2 cm.