sigh. just got my first ticket.

[bobbybob3680]

fuck.fuck.fuck.fuck.oh. and fuck.



Basically in my town, the cops are known for being huge dicks. pretty sure its like this everywhere but w.e

anyways, Im riding my bike up to @Moto s house. is 2 am. yah yah i know its late. but seriously, most kids are out doin drugs, drinking etc, i just want to go to my fucking friends house anyways so im get off my bike for a second to text moto, and I see car lights coming. *pleasedontbeacoppleasedontbeacoppleasedontbeacopp leasedontbeacop*

its a cop.

*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* i think to myself.

cop pulls a u turn up asshole lane and pulls up next to me.

*le shits pants*

me: "hey occifer im sorry i was going to my friends house, i live right down the street i can go home."
*officer buttfuckgaymananalbead* : do your parents know where your going? you snuck out didnt you!"

me: "no officer I have done this before, I left a note for my dad."

Please note my dad has to wake up at 4 am everyday and its 2 am

cop asks me a bunch of gay questions, sends another cop TO GO AND FUCKING POUND ON MY FRONT DOOR AND WAKE UP PAPA

cop continues to ask gay questions, I answer all very nicely and respectfully. he then asks me what color my FUCKING HAIR IS. i then decided to test out the ol' right to remain silent. BAD FUCKING IDEA! this mother fucker RIPS ME UP OFF THE GROUND STARTS SCREAMIN SHIT, "OH YOU WANNA BE A FUCKING TOUGH GUY HUH? DONT TRY AND BE A SMART ASS ILL PUT YOU IN HANDCUFFS AND HAUL UR ASS TO JUVENILE HALL" *throws me back down onto curb* "NOW WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR!"

me: ........... brown :|

He then starts asking me where @Moto is, he wanted to get him too. im like: nooo noooo. Cop calls for backup to find moto. I text him to haul ass home, the boys are out lookin for him. moto barely made him home, had to hide in bushes and shit

anyways, I have to go to FUCKING COURT for being out past curfew

wanna know the best part?





my sister got her first ticket yesterday as well

TLDR: cops are gay, i got a new asshole teared and have to go to court.

[Jabuuty671]

Should've had a gopro recording the whole thing

[<3!]

It's illegal to go out at 2am?
And unlucky man :/

[Jakob]

wutt. i... i.... i dont understand.... what did you do illegal?

[Edlmann]

wutt. i... i.... i dont understand.... what did you do illegal?

Out after 0 am with an age of under 18 i guess...

Demn, good to know that the cops here are not such douchebags

[flameswor10]

It's illegal to be out after 12am?

[Jabuuty671]

Called curfew law australiankids

[bobbybob3680]

It's illegal to be out after 12am?

PAST 11. FUCKING HORSE SHIT. and I lived a few blocks away, he wouldnt even let me go home

Should've had a gopro recording the whole thing

I thought exactly that to myself! wish I had my camera on me.

[Edlmann]

PAST 11. FUCKING HORSE SHIT. and I lived a few blocks away, he wouldnt even let me go home

Unlucky you...Here in germany its past 12...and the cops don't mind anyone beeing out after...they just want their McDouble

[<3!]

Suck shit Americafags we can stay out for as long as we want

[bobbybob3680]

Suck shit Americafags we can stay out for as long as we want

Hopefully I can make this guy look like a huge fucking asshole in court :|

[Jakob]

That would suck.
Ohwell, on the bright side, you guys get laser pointers and airsoft guns.

[<3!]

Hopefully I can make this guy look like a huge fucking asshole in court :|

Good luck man.

[Skyline.]

i guess my convo with me and moto on msn won't be as bad i guess,

@bobbybob3680, @Moto was talking to me the whole time wondering where the fuck are you, i had the liberty to speak to him, he types fast for someone riding a bike, lol! maybe you should add this to the main thread hahaha

@Jabuuty671
@homesick1337
@flameswor10
@<3!

Moto MPGH says
Lol dude
Alex . says
?
Moto MPGH says
its 3 in the morning i just rode my bike a couple miles to meet my friend and were gonna sleep in a park :F
Alex . says
LOL
your fried
Moto MPGH says
bobbybob
girls meet us
Alex . says
thats okay then
hope you dont get any pedos
pitch a tent?
camp fire?
Moto MPGH says
I was talking to her on the phone and im like go 
Alex . says
guitar playing music? KOOMBAYA
Moto MPGH says
newp
Newp
Alex . says
hahaha
Moto MPGH says
oya
Alex . says
good stuff
Moto MPGH says
well fuck
hes not here yet
he should be here
if he got caught fuck
cuz i dont wanna ride all the way back
fuck
hes not responding to msn either  
Alex . says
LOL
ring him
Moto MPGH says
cant
restrictions
for my mobile
msn works somehow
/nnz
Alex . says
fail
Moto MPGH says
should i ride my bike towards where he supposed to come from /ehh
Alex . says
go to the nearest safe place
Moto MPGH says
fku
 
Alex . says
lmao
im trying to look out for you
what bike you have?
bmx or off road or trail bike?
Moto MPGH says
if hes not coming / got caught, im comitting suicide right here.
Alex . says
LOL
rq
Moto MPGH says
Mountain bike
old one cuz me current is fucked
why?
Alex . says
incase you need to run like the wind
except on a bike
Moto MPGH says
I can go offroad 
tehe
Alex . says
good stuff
is your mate trolling you?
Moto MPGH says
and i have running shoes on
i ride bike towards him now
nah i dont think so
he wouldve already been like trollface.jpg
Alex . says
kk
Moto MPGH says
;]
Alex . says
get some torches on your bike
Moto MPGH says
hmm, i ride my bike closer to where he sipposed to be
yes yes
newp
Alex . says
is he there?
Moto MPGH says
?
Idk yet
Alex . says
lol
thats fucked
Moto MPGH says
Im goin now
/heh
If he got caught, fuck
Alex . says
where you going?
get caught how?
Moto MPGH says
by cops
curfew
its 3 am lol
Alex . says
i see
hahaha
Moto MPGH says
fack
Alex . says
just take a snooze
see where you wake up
Moto MPGH says
i dunno where hs is :3
fku
hahaha
Alex . says
maybe his parents dont let him out
hahaa
Moto MPGH says
i ride bike farther down  now
No he was already out
He told me
Alex . says
maybe he went to pick up a chick but got lost
or she too fat to hop on his bike
;D
Moto MPGH says
No
fk
Alex . says
WELL WHAT ELSE COULD HE BE DOING
he got caught
go to the cops
Moto MPGH says
Shit car
Alex . says
and sneak in
and rescue your mate
Moto MPGH says
no idea
fku
Alex . says
ahahhaha
Moto MPGH says
hahaha
Alex . says
do some full rambo shit
or
walk in 
and be like
Moto MPGH says
oh fuck
Alex . says
sup
then be  like ILL BE BACK
then ram a car through the front door
hahahahaa
Moto MPGH says
DUDE LOL
Alex . says
hahahahahaah
Moto MPGH says
He got caught by cops, ffs.
Alex . says
instead of a car, ride the bike through the front door?
did he?
Moto MPGH says
lol ya
i ride bike home now /tire
Alex . says
how can you be sure its him
are the cops raping him in the cell?
Moto MPGH says
No hes at home
Alex . says
  spanky
LOL
make up your mind
home or cops?
Moto MPGH says
he got caught by cops, he went home
Alex . says
ohhhhhh now your making sense
thats funny there is a curfew
hahaa
Moto MPGH says
Post on mpgh now /tire
mention @bobbybob3680
Alex . says
mpgh is down
vb4 update i hope
Moto MPGH says
Eh.
Alex . says
vb3 > vb4
Moto MPGH says
Dave updated? /tire
Dude
Alex . says
what
Moto MPGH says
Fuck
Alex . says
fuck you
Moto MPGH says
Duuude haha he got a ticket
Alex . says
what ticket?
who
wut
a fine?
Moto MPGH says
Haha yea
i sleep nows peace
Alex . says
laters fat shit
Moto MPGH says
friend is making thread, look for it soon
Alex . says
k

[bobbybob3680]

i guess my convo with me and moto on msn won't be as bad i guess,

@bobbybob3680, @Moto was talking to me the whole time wondering where the fuck are you, i had the liberty to speak to him, he types fast for someone riding a bike, lol! maybe you should add this to the main thread hahaha

@homesick1337
@flameswor10
@<3!

Moto MPGH says
Lol dude
Alex . says
?
Moto MPGH says
its 3 in the morning i just rode my bike a couple miles to meet my friend and were gonna sleep in a park :F
Alex . says
LOL
your fried
Moto MPGH says
bobbybob
girls meet us
Alex . says
thats okay then
hope you dont get any pedos
pitch a tent?
camp fire?
Moto MPGH says
I was talking to her on the phone and im like go 
Alex . says
guitar playing music? KOOMBAYA
Moto MPGH says
newp
Newp
Alex . says
hahaha
Moto MPGH says
oya
Alex . says
good stuff
Moto MPGH says
well fuck
hes not here yet
he should be here
if he got caught fuck
cuz i dont wanna ride all the way back
fuck
hes not responding to msn either  
Alex . says
LOL
ring him
Moto MPGH says
cant
restrictions
for my mobile
msn works somehow
/nnz
Alex . says
fail
Moto MPGH says
should i ride my bike towards where he supposed to come from /ehh
Alex . says
go to the nearest safe place
Moto MPGH says
fku
 
Alex . says
lmao
im trying to look out for you
what bike you have?
bmx or off road or trail bike?
Moto MPGH says
if hes not coming / got caught, im comitting suicide right here.
Alex . says
LOL
rq
Moto MPGH says
Mountain bike
old one cuz me current is fucked
why?
Alex . says
incase you need to run like the wind
except on a bike
Moto MPGH says
I can go offroad 
tehe
Alex . says
good stuff
is your mate trolling you?
Moto MPGH says
and i have running shoes on
i ride bike towards him now
nah i dont think so
he wouldve already been like trollface.jpg
Alex . says
kk
Moto MPGH says
;]
Alex . says
get some torches on your bike
Moto MPGH says
hmm, i ride my bike closer to where he sipposed to be
yes yes
newp
Alex . says
is he there?
Moto MPGH says
?
Idk yet
Alex . says
lol
thats fucked
Moto MPGH says
Im goin now
/heh
If he got caught, fuck
Alex . says
where you going?
get caught how?
Moto MPGH says
by cops
curfew
its 3 am lol
Alex . says
i see
hahaha
Moto MPGH says
fack
Alex . says
just take a snooze
see where you wake up
Moto MPGH says
i dunno where hs is :3
fku
hahaha
Alex . says
maybe his parents dont let him out
hahaa
Moto MPGH says
i ride bike farther down  now
No he was already out
He told me
Alex . says
maybe he went to pick up a chick but got lost
or she too fat to hop on his bike
;D
Moto MPGH says
No
fk
Alex . says
WELL WHAT ELSE COULD HE BE DOING
he got caught
go to the cops
Moto MPGH says
Shit car
Alex . says
and sneak in
and rescue your mate
Moto MPGH says
no idea
fku
Alex . says
ahahhaha
Moto MPGH says
hahaha
Alex . says
do some full rambo shit
or
walk in 
and be like
Moto MPGH says
oh fuck
Alex . says
sup
then be  like ILL BE BACK
then ram a car through the front door
hahahahaa
Moto MPGH says
DUDE LOL
Alex . says
hahahahahaah
Moto MPGH says
He got caught by cops, ffs.
Alex . says
instead of a car, ride the bike through the front door?
did he?
Moto MPGH says
lol ya
i ride bike home now /tire
Alex . says
how can you be sure its him
are the cops raping him in the cell?
Moto MPGH says
No hes at home
Alex . says
  spanky
LOL
make up your mind
home or cops?
Moto MPGH says
he got caught by cops, he went home
Alex . says
ohhhhhh now your making sense
thats funny there is a curfew
hahaa
Moto MPGH says
Post on mpgh now /tire
mention @bobbybob3680
Alex . says
mpgh is down
vb4 update i hope
Moto MPGH says
Eh.
Alex . says
vb3 > vb4
Moto MPGH says
Dave updated? /tire
Dude
Alex . says
what
Moto MPGH says
Fuck
Alex . says
fuck you
Moto MPGH says
Duuude haha he got a ticket
Alex . says
what ticket?
who
wut
a fine?
Moto MPGH says
Haha yea
i sleep nows peace
Alex . says
laters fat shit
Moto MPGH says
friend is making thread, look for it soon
Alex . says
k

hahaha nice. yeah bro i got fucked sad thing is I could have hid but i risked it