Titans or 690's?

[KidoThe]

Jet engines give better performance.
I'd recommend one of those

I think they're a bit risky. You'll need a pet monkey to manage the wires instead.

[uhZylon]

I think they're a bit risky. You'll need a pet monkey to manage the wires instead.

A Dog and a hamster with no legs did the job for me.

[KidoThe]

A Dog and a hamster with no legs did the job for me.

I'll look into it. Where do I get them kind?

[uhZylon]

I'll look into it. Where do I get them kind?

The black market.
I go by 'Juan Martinez' so people don't get suspicious

[KidoThe]

The black market.
I go by 'Juan Martinez' so people don't get suspicious

Mind if I steal your identity? Wait this is the internet - I don't give a fuck!

[uhZylon]

Mind if I steal your identity? Wait this is the internet - I don't give a fuck!

You can be Juan Martinez II

[KidoThe]

You can be Juan Martinez II

Cheers ma dears. Now I can do what ever I want!

[uhZylon]

Cheers ma dears. Now I can do what ever I want!

Well you just ruined our conversation now....

[KidoThe]

Well you just ruined our conversation now....

No I didn't, you just did. You could have said something like: "Buy me 17 houses then" or something.

[uhZylon]

No I didn't, you just did. You could have said something like: "Buy me 17 houses then" or something.

Well then buy me 17 houses.

[KidoThe]

Well then buy me 17 houses.

As long as you can get me an jet engine - sure! deal.

[uhZylon]

As long as you can get me an jet engine - sure! deal.

What type of jet engine?
We got purple ones, red ones, green ones,
Or, buy me 3 cars and il glue 4 jet engines together, your temps will be at like -50

[KidoThe]

What type of jet engine?
We got purple ones, red ones, green ones,
Or, buy me 3 cars and il glue 4 jet engines together, your temps will be at like -50

That sounds great. I'll buy you 3 cars - what cars? (2 purples, a green and a red engine please)

[uhZylon]

That sounds great. I'll buy you 3 cars - what cars? (2 purples, a green and a red engine please)

3 replicas of the ones from scoobie doo.

[KidoThe]

3 replicas of the ones from scoobie doo.

Great, I'll have them in approx 22/7 x100 years. What's the VAT and P&P like?