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05-23-2013 #1
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
I am so fucking high right now. I went to the Dr's to day to see what that shit on my leg is. Got some good news it's not an STD lol turns out a year ago I fucked a girl that had a yeast infection and she gave it to me. Lol Dr was like I don't know how you got it on your leg and not your dick. Then I was kind of high so I asked him could you get drunk if you went down on a girl with a yeast infection seeing how yeast is in beer. Then he said I don't know and walked out and sent a new Dr in. Any ways they gave me some pills for the itching and she told me to take them at night and they also make you sleepy. I came home and read they make you feel high and drunk if you take two and stay up and fight the sleep. So I took two and I started to feel high as shit and sleepy but I couldn't sleep because I have insomnia so my brother came over because he just got off work so we smoked 5 joints before he went home to sleep. I thought the joints would make me pass out goddamn insomnia it's been like an hour and I feel so fucking high right now.
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05-23-2013 #3I aint afraid of no ghosts
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You showed that pill bottle.
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Your high and drunk, came home tried to sleep and your brother came over and you guys smoked 5 joints.
goddamn man, you're gonna kill yourself.
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05-23-2013 #5I AM THE LAW
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Exactly what I thought.
Originally Posted by -Lame
Yeast isn't beer FYI, if it was you could get yeast on your dick and pee beer.
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I like the sound of that. Originally Posted by Dave84311
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Congrats on 7k
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What? Who got 7k lol? Originally Posted by Marceline
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Josh I think you need some sleeping gas to shut you're ass up.
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God daum Josh.
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As I said, you have the best historys of mpgh
Just add some dragons next time please josh
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bro, i am totes jelly.
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05-23-2013 #13She Dreamt She Was a Bulldozer
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Damn it Josh.
You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
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He's gonna be like that cop that was high. "I think we over dosed on weed. I-I-I think we are gonna die, im dead."
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