So my friend just sent me this

**Invaild_Username** · 02-13-2014

For some reason my friend sent me his chat from a erotic roleplay (I think its about homestuck or something)

All I could say was

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This is a script style, not safe for work chat.
turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
my birthday!your girlfriend!gardenGnostic [GG] joined chat.
GG: hey strider!!!
TG: hey jade
TG: you know
TG: i still cant beleieve karkats shipping chart was accurateish
TG: i mean the irony behind that is unprecedented
TG: by the way
GG: haha. guess what today is! *jumps up and down excitedly like a 5 year old*
TG: uh the day i give you my virginity?
TG: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TG: you dum dum
GG: *she laughs and kisses him*
TG: *embraces the kiss whole heartedly*
TG: by the way
GG: *she blushes* is it really the day you give me your virginity?
TG: i was serious about the virginity thing
TG: happy birthday
TG: if you want it
TG: take it im yours
GG: ill give you mine. thank you. i do
TG: but its not my birthday
TG: hmmm
TG: our birthdays are close
TG: ((are we in your room?))
GG: *smiles* ((yes))
TG: ((or in jades evil battleship room))
TG: ((i think evil battleship would be nice))
GG: ((ok))
TG: *grabs and swirls around onto bed*
TG: *;ay down next too*
TG: you know i really like your rooms color
GG: *giggles* oh thank you
TG: *pinches your ears*
TG: you know those are just the cutest
GG: hehe woof
TG: i like
TG: really wanna nibble on them
TG: *inchworms closer to your head slowly on your bed*
GG: do it *smiles*
TG: *with a really funny face*
TG: *nibble*
GG: *she blushes and moans softly*
TG: *pulls your god tier hood off*
TG: *kisses forhead*
TG: *slowly works down to lips*
GG: *smiles*
TG: ((how do you smile while kissing... doesnt it like disrupt the kissing))
TG: ((but its real cute))
TG: *moves away from lips caresses head and starts to kiss and suck on neck*
TG: *other hand on back of your left shoulder
GG: ((hehe no... and you're turning it into a sloppy makeout))
TG: ((sorry)) ((maybe you should try to take controll a little))
GG: *she starts to moan more*
TG: *hand on should slowly rolls back and onto jades chest*
GG: ((nooo you're doing great... i cant imagine jade being the dominant one...))
TG: ((yeah)) ((your right))
GG: *she gasps feeling his hands on her chest*
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TG: *starts to move heaving warm body closer*
GG: *she smirks and pulls him closer to her*
TG: ((idk what to do next...))
TG: ((oooh))
TG: *leans up onto knees while on top of her*
TG: *pulls hood off rolls shirt off*
GG: *she smirks* you're so sexy strider
TG: *starts to roll jades sweater off*
GG: *she blushes slightly*
TG: ((im dealing with 2 chats at the same time))
TG: ((being dave in both))
GG: ((yeah... im in like 6))
TG: ((my godz
TG: ((this is the first time ive done 2 at a time and its hard))
GG: ((haha its fun. omg karkat got so triggered he disconnected))
TG: by his ancestor?
TG: ((woops))
TG: jane
TG: oh my god *giggle*
GG: ((im jade in both))
TG: your bra has those cute ass little octopi
TG: *jade
GG: *she crosses her arms over her chest, blushing deeply*
TG: *pulls arms away pushing his face into her chest*
TG: (muffled) there so soft
GG: *moans softly*
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GG: is your connection bad?))
TG: ((since your god tier outfit is a dress your in your panties too))
TG: ((not really its fine))
GG: ((ok...))
TG: * stands on bed trying to take pants off*
TG: *falls off bed*
GG: hahaha
TG: #thud#
GG: *laughs*
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TG: *stands up wearing just underwear in sexy pose with and akward smile*
GG: *rolling on the bed laughing*
TG: *still wearing shades*
TG: *starts to crawl towards jade like a tiger
GG: *takes his shades and giggles*
TG: *puts hands on her waist and starts to pull down her painties with squirdles on them*
GG: no *she slaps his hands away*
TG: oh
TG: sorry
TG: *stands up pulls shades off*
GG: *smirks* you first tiger *wink*
TG: do you want me to get naked first
GG: yes
TG: *already visable boner*
TG: why dont you pull them down
GG: nooo
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TG: would it be nice to pull then down and finally see my dick
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GG: *watches the video online of him falling off the bed* *bursts out laughing*
TG: come on
GG: what?
GG: pfftttt hahahaha!!!!
TG: ((ok yeah im getting connection problems i think))
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TG: come on dont you want to see my dick for the first time by having it swing up in your face and getting a good look
GG: um no... and by the way *she cant look at him since shes lying* i dont know how that video got online
TG: ((what video))?
TG: what video...
GG: the one of you falling off the bed...
GG: oh look a million views
TG: whaaaaaat
GG: hahaha
TG: * hands reach for the sky while i collapse onto the bed*
TG: *giggle a little*
TG: well
GG: stop being so fucking dramatic
TG: *stands back up
TG: these arent coming off unless by your hand
TG: because your fucking king arthur
TG: and my dick is Excalibur
GG: ok then they aren't *smirks*
TG: only you can make it stone
TG: *mumbles* wait that metaphor didnt make much sense...
GG: shouldn't that be medusa?
TG: eh i guess
TG: well ok then how about this...
TG: *tackles jade*
GG: ahhh
TG: scrambles to take her bra off*
GG: noooo
TG: ((you should tp me somewhere else...)) to get even once your topless))
GG: ok do you have kik?))
TG: ((no i do not))
TG: ((dont worry ill use time travel to get back here as quick as possible
TG: ))
GG: haha ok))
TG: *suceeds*
TG: *jumps off of bed starts swinging the bra around **wears it on his head* *wears a a trophy belt*
GG: *crosses her arms over her chest*
GG: immature *coughs loudly*
TG: ((have jade and dave looked at eachother naked)) ((i imagine they have but not there underwear except bra)) ((i bet shed still hide her breasts though))
TG: *pulls underwear down*
TG: ok done did
TG: what do you think?
GG: *doesnt even notice he has handcuffs in his hands*
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TG: what
TG: whered these come from?
GG: whatever *shrugs* uhhh *backs away*
GG: why do you have those???
GG: *it kind of turns her on to think that he is going to handcuff her and get her virginity with her laying there helplessly in the handcuffs*
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TG: (( dave would never do that))
TG: ((maybe dave would be willing to do that after being with jade for while
GG: ((just be ooc for one minute))
TG: ((whats ooc?))
TG: ((this is only like the 4rth erotic rp ive ever done))
GG: ((original character))
TG: (( i thought i was i dont think dave would handcuff and rape jade))
TG: * throws handcuffs under the bed**
GG: ((when you say it like that it sounds bad...))
TG: well were not gonna use those
TG: yeah so what do you think of my dick
GG: ok i don't care
TG: fuck you so much you totally just ruined this rp
TG: fuck you
TG: fairwell
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