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    Mexican mayor marries a virgin princess Crocodile

    Watch mayor marry a CROCODILE on the snappiest day of his life - Mirror Online

    According to local tradition, this is no snappy reptile, but a princess who is feted by the town. Before the ceremony, the wedding party walked with the young bride - obviously dressed in a crocodile frock - through San Pedro Huamelula.

    During the ceremony, mayor Joel Vasquez Rojas pledged: "It's my wish to marry the young princess," before dancing with his new wife and allowing guests to join in.

    Local resident Eduardo Zarate explained: "As young people, this means a lot. It's the greatest treasure our ancestors have left us."

    The local council pays for the festivities, which include fireworks and dancing.




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    What madness is this? Kill the crocodile before it make babies.


     
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