So, I got a call from Job Corps, if you don't know what that is then google them, and they got a start date for me. They want me to start on Jan 4th, so I'll be leaving my home to go live on campus there, with no internet access, no television, and no games. I'll only be able to contact my girlfriend via in person because I don't have the money for a cell phone, but it's good because she lives 5 minutes down the road.
I'll be living there for about 6+ months, so I'll be busy working my ass off to even think about MPGH. I want to wish you all a good life and etc etc. All that nice crap. For all those haters saying or thinking "finally he's leaving" then congratulations, you cock suckers will be free of me.
Anyways MPGH, I hope this site does become more popular and I hope Dave becomes rich and eventually leaves MPGH to die while he bathes in $100 bills. Well, now that I got that image in your head I leave you all with a long goodbye and a I don't give a fuck if any of you live with your parents for the rest of your lives.
Here's a video by the greatest band in existence, Slipknot, the song is called Left Behind. If you don't get the meaning then you're obviously an idiot.
Oh and before I go I'd like to thank some people;
Obama - because he's black
Liz - she's a maggot, of course I'd thank her
Dave - for creating a site where thousands of virgins can come and talk shit to each other
Trunky - because he's Stumpy's master
Myself - for finally leaving