Cop says marijuana found on his proptery belongs to his cat

**[MPGH]Wyo** · 09-14-2015

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2358941
k what the cat dragged in.

For Dave Kempas, an Oregon police sergeant and "Kleptokitty's" owner, his cat takes home a bunch of weird things at night: Batman action figures, underwear and a bag of marijuana.

Kempas, 59, told the Daily News he started noticing pieces of trash on his driveway and his back porch, but couldn't figure out which one of his many cats was littering at his home near Portland. To find the suspect, he bought a trail cam, and caught Tigger in the qct.

"He's part of my daily routine now," Kempas said. "I get up, get my cup of coffee and see what the cat left in the driveway for me."

Through the years, Tigger's left some pretty odd things, Kempas said. Because the house is right next to a high school, a majority of it is trash and food waste. One time, it looked like Tigger had a case of the munchies.

t was just a little bud, but it was definitely weed. I'm sure he got that from over here by the high school," Kempas, a West Linn police sergeant told the News. "I told him, 'you can't be bringing this stuff home!'"

:V

Sure that excuse holds up

**Eternity** · 09-14-2015

At least you look a break from the pedo news.

**Terror** · 09-14-2015

You can't trust cats nowadays.

**Degree** · 09-14-2015

That sly motherfucker.

**Aborted** · 09-14-2015

>mfw maybe the story is true
>mfw but also that he purposefully plants the weed for the cat to bring home
>mfw mfw
>mfw

**GerrysamHD** · 09-14-2015

Its just stupid enough to be true

**[MPGH]Time** · 09-14-2015

its a known fact that cats can transform their whiskers into marijuana in a subatomic level so this cat probably evolved into a more stable relation with its whiskers what the fuck am i saying.