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    WYO NEWS! This is well worth a read,

    Florida man gets angry at GF, shoves hands up her anus and pulls out organs

    https://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/flor...me-during-sex/

    A Florida man was charged with murder over the weekend after he admitted that he disemboweled his girlfriend because blurted out her ex-husband’s name while they were having sex.

    Sunrise police responded to a 911 from Fidel Lopez at around 3:39 a.m. on Sunday and found his girlfriend Maria Nemeth’s naked body on the floor, the Sun Sentinel reported.

    An arrest report said that blood and tissue were found scattered throughout the couple’s apartment, and blood was smeared on the walls. The bathroom door had been ripped off the hinges. Police also found a bottle of tequila and cut limes in the kitchen.

    Neighbors told officers that loud noise could be heard coming from the home for several hours.

    During initial questioning, Lopez claimed that the two were having rough sex when Nemeth went into the bathroom, vomited and then died.

    Lopez later admitted that he had become a “monster” when Nemeth twice uttered her ex-husband’s name during sex. He said that he had inserted a beer bottle and a curling iron in Nemeth’s vagina and anus. Lopez suggested that she had been too intoxicate to resist, according to WFOR.

    He said that he then inserted both fists, before putting his arm in her up the elbow and ripping out intestinal matter. Lopez told authorities that he had a cigarette after disemboweling Nemeth, and after he finished it she had stopped breathing.

    HOLY FUCK

    THAT ESCQLATED QUICKLY

    :V







    Florida Man shoots 3 puppies dead, ends up being shot himself by a puppy

    https://www.nbcnews.com/id/5950304

    PENSACOLA, Fla. — A man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver’s trigger, Jerry Allen Bradford, 37, was being treated at a hospital for a gunshot wound to his wrist.

    Bradford said he decided to shoot the 3-month-old shepherd-mix dogs in the head because he couldn’t find them a home, according to the sheriff’s office.
    On Monday, Bradford was holding two puppies — one in his arms and another in his left hand — when the dog in his hand wiggled and put its paw on the trigger of the .38-caliber revolver. The gun then discharged, the sheriff’s report said.

    Deputies found three of the puppies in a shallow grave outside Bradford’s home, said sheriff’s Sgt. Ted Roy.

    :V

    There some non depressing news because holy shit that last one was so ruff





    Village discovered where half of all little girls grow a penis at puberty

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    The discovery of a small community in the Dominican Republic, where some males are born looking like girls and only grow penises at puberty, has led to the development of a blockbuster drug that has helped millions of people, writes Michael Mosley.
    Johnny lives in a small town in the Dominican Republic where he, and others like him, are known as "Guevedoces", which effectively translates as "penis at twelve".

    We came across Johnny when we were filming for a new BBC Two series Countdown to Life, which looks at how we develop in the womb and how those changes, normal and abnormal, impact us later in life.
    Like the other Guevedoces, Johnny was brought up as a girl because he had no visible testes or penis and what appeared to be a vagina. It is only when he approached puberty that his penis grew and testicles descended.
    Johnny, once known as Felicita, remembers going to school in a little red dress, though he says he was never happy doing girl things.

    :V

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    JUST LIKE MY ANCIENT ASIAN TAPESTRIES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyo View Post
    Florida man gets angry at GF, shoves hands up her anus and pulls out organs
    All I had to read to know that this one will be really fucked up.

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    A man who tried to shoot seven puppies was shot himself when one of the dogs put its paw on the revolver’s trigger
    One MLG ass dog.
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    Woahhh, can't wait for next edition of Wyo News
    The 1st one was very interesting

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    Already a sentence in and already fucked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyo View Post
    Lopez told authorities that he had a cigarette after disemboweling Nemeth
    Why? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wyo View Post
    Florida man gets angry at GF, shoves hands up her anus and pulls out organs
    lmao best news I've read in a long time

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    Florida Man shoots 3 puppies dead, ends up being shot himself by a puppy
    Karma

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