Life as a Silver Smurf (CSGO)

[Doofy]

It all started when i got off work today, i jumped on my main (CSGO) and decided to play a game on cache. I don't mean to brag but i went 28-5 so i was having a good night plus along side me was my beautiful girlfriend. So i thought why not, 'its Monday I don't have anything going on', anyways i jump into another game but this time it had a twist. I thought maybe one day NormenjaydenFBI and I could go pro, i my self fit the fat guy role along with great hair; So in order to be pro in csgo, you need to master the current map pool. Normen and I decided that train is our weakest map so we jumped into a game. As soon as we get in our game, there are these two guys on our team (CT) who are being obnoxious. We get into the third round and we are losing 3-0. I knew this was a loss so i decided to have some fun and drink a beer. However this MEGAN guy said,"hey you DOOFY!!!!!!!!!!!'....." shut up or I'll leave and DDOS you." I about fell out of my chair cause i was laughing so hard, it reminded me of my teenage years when cod was actually kinda fun. I replied with," what are you some kind of cod script kiddie?" His tough best friend responded, "shut the fuck up, he is serious he will infest my router". I soon grew king kong balls and asked, "ok lets see if you can boot myself offline, I live in Texas." Two rounds later he starts up his "stresser", and boots off the wrong guy who lives in Michigan. I soon responded to this guys unfortunate mistake of kicking his own friend off with," ha what a smart little boy you are, lets try again... my ip is 55.55.55.55 (gave real ip to him). He says,"prepare your ass!!!!!" Little did he know that his little "stresser" can't handle my dank meme internet. Finally he gave up and tried to be nice, sadly I wasn't in the mood. So the game ended, I sent him a message that I wanted to 1v1; I wanted to give him one more shot to be able to use his "stresser". Sadly he kindly refused by blocking communication with me. Here is his profile if you want to give him a nice visit, https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198078265741, thanks for reading.

[Color]

Ya'll make the game shittier then it already is.

[Doofy]

Ya'll make the game shittier then it already is.

If you're talking about the title. I don't smurf anymore, once i relized how bad it was i stopped. Silver Smurf is a joke between normen and I.

[[MPGH]Jim Morrison]

I was a silver smurf before smurfing was a thing.

[Color]

If you're talking about the title. I don't smurf anymore, once i relized how bad it was i stopped. Silver Smurf is a joke between normen and I.

Yah gj m8 but not even smurfs could save Normen from how bad he is.

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I was a silver smurf before smurfing was a thing.

Nice joke m8.

[HeroicXPharaoh]

Silver Smurf clan unite!
also
LOIC can't melt dank IPs

[Raple]

Skiddies are the memeiest kids on the block

[Itachi]

Smurfs are worse than hackers! Smurfs wins dont get taken away but hackers do

[Kongou.]

It's funny because Smurf's get vac'd from time to time by GN3+ retards looking at an OW report and calling hacks right away cause the concept of a "much better player" doesn't exist in their gold nova minds

[JamesWoods]

It's funny because Smurf's get vac'd from time to time by GN3+ retards looking at an OW report and calling hacks right away cause the concept of a "much better player" doesn't exist in their gold nova minds

Just bought a GN3 account and no one believes me when I tell them that I'm global. For some reason their mind set is "All Globals are pros or only play ESEA".

[Kongou.]

Just bought a GN3 account and no one believes me when I tell them that I'm global. For some reason their mind set is "All Globals are pros or only play ESEA".

No one's going to believe you obviously because a GN3 thinks that you're prolly only "marginally" better than them or you're hacking haha

[JamesWoods]

No one's going to believe you obviously because a GN3 thinks that you're prolly only "marginally" better than them or you're hacking haha

Their reactions are great. "You're not a fucking Global kid." "You're a smurf but you're not Global"

[Devil]

lmaooooooooooooo xD

[Doofy]

Yah gj m8 but not even smurfs could save Normen from how bad he is.

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Nice joke m8.

I don't know about that, he got boosted out of silver 4 to nova 2ish but he got to dmg himself....well kinda.

Silver Smurf clan unite!
also
LOIC can't melt dank IPs

You still looking for a team lol, we would make a great silver clan.

[Eternity]

I was a silver smurf before smurfing was a thing.

I BET I CAN NO SCOPE YOU WITH ONE ARM TIED BEHIND MY BACK WHILE I AM EATING SNOW CONES M8. 1v1 MEH