Easy way to go to jail but with not a long sentence

**Black** · 10-31-2015

Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

Like running someone over.

Run over a child, guaranteed jail time

**RiceAndDice** · 10-31-2015

Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

Yes but who ?

Dude this is really bad. I told you I don't wanna hurt her feelings neither her body.

Mom, sister, grandma, aunt?

**♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ** · 10-31-2015

Originally Posted by RiceAndDice

Mom, sister, grandma, aunt?

Originally Posted by Black

Run over a child, guaranteed jail time

I was thinking about starting to work at a retirement house and once and then rape someone there.

**HalfBajan** · 10-31-2015

I want to report this thread to Australian police just to see if anything will happen

**♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ** · 10-31-2015

Originally Posted by HalfBajan

I want to report this thread to Australian police just to see if anything will happen

Will most likely make the news.

**Bodvar** · 10-31-2015

So you'd rather rape someone and traumatizise him/her than hurting your gf's feelings??

**COD3RIN** · 10-31-2015

one that means you do not know how to accept failure. You think carefully what you do just why she is a woman of the world so you want to go to jail. be loser while alive in the eyes of others.

**♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ** · 10-31-2015

Originally Posted by COD3RIN

one that means you do not know how to accept failure. You think carefully what you do just why she is a woman of the world so you want to go to jail. be loser while alive in the eyes of others.

Ladies and gentlemen, #1 idiot of this century.

**Black** · 10-31-2015

Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

Ladies and gentlemen, #1 idiot of this century.

Really?

I was inclined to think that was you

**lockedalt** · 10-31-2015

Buy a small amount of drugs?

**♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ** · 10-31-2015

Originally Posted by Black

Really?

I was inclined to think that was you

Why ?

**Riigged** · 10-31-2015

hit a cop youll get jail 4 like a week xD
anyways, youd rather face a 1-10 year sentence just to avoid breaking up with a girl?

**♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ** · 10-31-2015

Originally Posted by Riigged

hit a cop youll get jail 4 like a week xD
anyways, youd rather face a 1-10 year sentence just to avoid breaking up with a girl?

Yes .

**Riigged** · 10-31-2015

Originally Posted by COD3RIN

one that means you do not know how to accept failure. You think carefully what you do just why she is a woman of the world so you want to go to jail. be loser while alive in the eyes of others.

what even why do u reply to every thread with some quote or statement that looks wise but i cant understand it unless i re-read it twenty times XD

**Itachi** · 10-31-2015

Originally Posted by ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

So I wanna break up with my GF but I am afraid of hurting her. Instead I decided to do something and go to jail so she thinks I'm messed up and leaves me

The problem is that I am lazy and don't want to take a life sentence, what would you recommend me? (Must be messed up and it shouldn't give me a longer than 10 years sentence)

No robbery please, I'm lazy as fuck.

Bro what the fackk? Dont go to jail or you will ruin your life? Just break up with her or tell her you do stuff fucked up and then shell break up with you

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