a good one for respawn hacks is say that you bought respawn tokens like 10 dollars worth
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I am going to tell you how to make people who think you hack to think diffrently.
TIPS:
-3. Try to make your hacks look like you're legit
-2. Don't hack in every game
-1. If someone says you hack say: "You can think what ever you wanna think, if you think I hack, you can take me to court, I gotta lawyer."
1. Comebacks for people that say you have ghostmode
1.1. "No, I don't have Ghostmode, I think you're just lagging, buddy."
1.2. "LOL? Does anybody else in here think I'm hacking?1.2.1 If someone says yes leave the game
TIPS for Ghostmode:
Don't use it every game
2. OPK
2.1. "W.TF? What's happening?"
2.2. " OMG my bro musta turned it on..."
TIPS:
Only OPK to get at most 5 kills per game
3. SPEED HACK
3.1. "Srry, I'm just very laggy."
3.2. "Get glasses...."
3.3. "Well... I guess that's how it looks with the cyclops bandanna and a light vest..."
TIPS:
Only use it every other game
4. AIMBOT
"IT WAS LOTTO! D****!"
"Lol, I keep getting HS's
TIPS:
Don't use it every game
5. SUPER KNIFE
"What are you talking about?"
"Wtf? Why is my knife going so fast?"
"Don't be a baby, I'm just owning with my knife."
"WTF is SuperKnife? Is it an NX weapon? If it is, how much does it cost?" - flameswor10
TIPS:
Use it most in OMA
6. FLY HACK
"WTF? WHY AM I FLYING?"
"Srry, it's not on my screen, I think I'm just laggy"
"Why are my jumps so high?"
TIPS:
Most useful in Fireteam.
7. CHAMS
"I was just spraying..."
"It was luck, newb"
"WOAH! You scared me!"
TIPS:
Most useful in Quarintine
Mine:
No Recoil/No Spread
"Shoot a bullet one at a time and it won't recoil that much"
"I recoil like crazy man, you must be lagging"
"Hackers suck"
"Scope recoils more"
Unlimited Respawn
"For some reason, I keep re spawning"
"I lagg so much, it makes me respawn"
"I didn't die noob, I ran away"
"Take a hike"
For Fireteam: "I bought a bunch of respawn tokens" - gokuson
All I could think of for now, will update when I think of more and I will make v3s and v4s.
WILL GIVE CREDIT FOR IDEAS.
Last edited by Timmarus; 12-28-2009 at 02:42 PM.
a good one for respawn hacks is say that you bought respawn tokens like 10 dollars worth
Timmarus (12-29-2009)
Nice guide, could be a little neater, but overall some good quality original comebacks!
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loll nice.. but really whos gonna read all that??
dont even answer them thats what i do.
Same in quarantine. You can't use respawn tokens in quarantine.
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Nice guide I'll try to use some for the no recoil and no spread
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Super Knife
Legitplayer: YOU SUPER KNIFE.. GTFO
you: WTF is superknife? is it an nx weapon? if it is, how much does it cost? I want it
legitplayer: NO it's a hack
you: then I must be lagging my friend
It worked for me for around 3 games straight
No I do not make game hacks anymore, please stop asking.
Timmarus (12-29-2009)
Thanks the two who helped me. I just thanked you two.
Non-Hackers Are Also Known As "Legit Players"
No offence but the come backs are fucking shit and didn't you already post this b4?
Get The Fuck Out.
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Some of the comebacks are ok, but some of them are just plain BS. It'll be pretty obvious if your speed hacking, I just hack on an account I dont really play on and admit that I hack.
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Well Atleast you were trying to be helpful
Nice guide, Can be a little neater.
Hope you continue with updates, Don't you think people will hear teh same things over again and suspect something? I never follow these guides.