repelling chicks

[ace76543]

...ya i know the title sounds gay but ya, i need help repelling chicks...i just dont know how, its not my nature, i try then i end up going out with them. im doing webcam with one right now

anyhoo, i have a group of stalkers (YAY...and...aww..theyre all manly chicks...if they were hot then i wouldnt have a problem, would i?) and one especially is fucking obsessed with me. she added me on msn and shit, i just cant get rid of her. any ideas?
lmao this is a stupid topic, but w/e.

[wannabehacker00]

tell them that you have a GF and you will get sued 4 cheating lol

[ace76543]

i did...didnt work

[wannabehacker00]

then tell them to get the f*** out of ur face and get a restraining order lol

[ace76543]

nice, thats about the only thing i havent done...besides telling her im gay(which im not), and ruining my rep forever

[tonkaman]

yeah just tell her she's ugly

[i eat trees]

What?????????

[ace76543]

i pretty much did, she doesnt care. everyone tells her that..apparently

but the thing is, shes the hottest of all the stokers...she doesnt look like a guy.
so iunno..

[wannabehacker00]

Hey ace wernt you just a newb

[wannabehacker00]

or just act like a retarded idiot doing dumb things

[ace76543]

im a little of both..i think

double poster!!! :O

[$GHOST$]

... hmmmm this is easy get your friend whos a girl to go up 2 d bitch and be like wtf u doing wit my man stop bothering him ... and so on and newbs... haha dun double post

[snipelock]

no double post! Also, tell them that the stalking if fucking weird. Figure out what rules it is violating, and then act like you are going to do something legeal. "Yeah, and you are violating my space, privacy code 23 subarticle 45 sentence 13 1/2,......." Then if they have a brain, then they will leave. But you can make this a positive. Have them carry your books and crap! Ugly chicks are good as pack mules! If they look like a mule, then they must be used like a mule.

[$GHOST$]

ohhh shit^^^^ ROFL ROFL ROFL man ima die of laughter this kid... wow

[Mikoll]

Wow lmao thats funny, so awful xD.. Another way is to not shower

Wannabehacker00 your sig is wayy too big, same as everyone elses pretty much