GFX giveaway!!

[muradborz]

I am giving away an free GFX,
to get chance to win, write a joke and
your skype name,the winner gonna be chosen on
10 march.
Good luck!

[Deviantkaos]

Not sure if this counts as a joke, but my favorite one liner is:

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Now for a joke...

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing. On the screen it says, "Error: Too short."

my skype is ******ultara86

thanks for holding this giveaway!

[lemonle]

Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.

My skype: powerofgenie
Thanks for the giveaway

[Lucyfer]

when im make a joke people not laugh..when im make a joke people laugh..tf

[ItsiAdam]

jewsjewsjewsjews (do i win?)

[muradborz]

big chance you win xd

[Lucyfer]

big chance you win xd

if i can win.. ily

[muradborz]

make me laugh, and you have around 20% to win

[cass552]

I had too include this first one too :P

'I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.


Thanks again for the giveaway mate!

[muradborz]

the winner is.................... ItsAdam (jews xD) but because its not really a joke i chose another winner and the second winner is.......... lemonle!!!!
(next giveaway in a month and a half)