Omegle

[Tryptamine.]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: niggas be bitches
Stranger: and bitches be crazy
You: And bitches don't have this awesome thing my grandpa gave me! Wanna see it?!
Stranger: HELL YAH
Stranger: BUST IT OUT
You: GO CHARMANDER!!!!
Stranger: OH SHI-
You: ISN'T HE AWESOME?!
Stranger: SQUIRTLE, I CHOOSE YOU!
You: OH NO! SQUIRTLE! WE CAN DO THIS, CHARMANDER!
SCRATCH!
Stranger: SQUIRTLE, LOOK OUT!
Stranger: OUCH! IT'S OK! HIT HIM BACK WITH TACKLE!
You: A CRITICAL HIT!
You: USE EMBER!
Stranger: IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE....
Stranger: LEARN YOUR TYPES!
Stranger: SQUIRTLE USED WATER GUN!
Stranger: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You: CHARMANDER! THAT'S ENOUGH! COME BACK!
You: GO, ZAPDOS!
You: USE THUNDERSTORM!
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PULL A ZAPDOS FROM?
Stranger: YOU USED GAMESHARK!
Stranger: CHEATER!
You: the power plant by cerulean city bro!
You: BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND!
You: I HAVE 115 POKEMANS IN MY POKEDEX!11!!1!1!!
Stranger: HAH!!!
Stranger: I HAVE 121!
You: ASH?! IS THAT YOU?!
Stranger: PLUS MY BEST FRIEND BROCK IS GONNA TRADE ME THE LAST 30
Stranger: YAH
Stranger: IT IS
You: NO WAY!
You: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE ELITE 4!
Stranger: WOW!!!! WHO BE THIS?
You: IT'S GARY MAN! HOW YOU BEEN?!
Stranger: GARY MOTHERFUCKIN OAK!!!
Stranger: I'M DOIN GREAT MAN!
Stranger: BELIEVE IT OR NOT I STILL HAVEN'T EVOLVED MY FUCKING PIKACHU!
You: WHAT?! HOW DO YOU AVOID THAT?!
Stranger: I'M TOO MUCH OF A JEW TO BUY A FUCKING THUNDERSTONE
You: ARE JESSE AND JAMES STILL AFTER HIS ASS?!
Stranger: HELL YAH THEY ARE
Stranger: AND THEY'RE BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
You: GIOVANNI'S GONNA BE DISPLEASED WITH THOSE GUYS. :\
You: BUT HEY MAN, I GOTTA GET BACK TO PALLET TOWN, I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED UP THIS BITCH NAMED MISTY, AND I GOTTA GO FEED HER TOGEPI OR SHE ISN'T GOING TO PAY THE CHILD SUPPORT.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: LOLOL
Stranger: ALRIGHT NICE TALKING TO YA BRO
Stranger: TAKE CARE F YOUR FUCKING CHARIZARD
You: YOU KNOW IT! NEXT TIME YOU'RE AROUND CERULEAN, GIVE THAT BITCH ASS GYM LEADER A PIECE OF YOUR MIND! OR PIKACHU, OF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN!
Stranger: HEEEEELLLL YAH
Stranger: SMELL YA LATER, GRAMPS!
You: I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, YOU CRAZY POKEMANS TRAINER, YOU!
You have disconnected.

Anybody else use Omegle?

[EvilHacker]

Yeah i used it sometime ago when Practicing SE.
But now its pretty fuked up by scammers.

[juanrineytor]

aha fail, pikachu was the one that choose to not lvl with stone.

[Stephen]

That's a stupid website....

[Hagerad]

Ima go do one..



I think i just got trolled:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heello!
Stranger:
You: HI
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good you?
You: ASL?
Stranger: good.
Stranger: 17 F
Stranger: and u ?
You: 16 M
You:
You: ..got a gf..
Stranger: nice
You: TGIF
You: you just gave me wood
You: :/
You: TITS OR GTFO

Stranger: what?
You: TITS OR GTFO

You: u know breasts
You: ..
Stranger: sorry, i'm new at this. i don't know what you are trying to say
You: show emm
Stranger: haha
Stranger: private area for my bf
You: Aww not evan a quick peak?
You: He doesnt have to know
Stranger: he's on his way over here right now..
Stranger: soory bby
Stranger: sorry*
You: ok well
You: u can d/c me
Stranger: what?
You: DISCONNECT so he doesnt see the conversation
You: wat are u blonde or sumtin?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: people say i'm blonde very often..
Stranger: it's not so funny..
Stranger: where are you from?
You: PA
Stranger: PA?
You: and wit the lack of knowledge u just showed thro text talk i had to assume
You: Pennsylvania
You: :/


That or this bitch is a fucking retard

[Tryptamine.]

Ima go do one..



I think i just got trolled:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heello!
Stranger:
You: HI
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good you?
You: ASL?
Stranger: good.
Stranger: 17 F
Stranger: and u ?
You: 16 M
You:
You: ..got a gf..
Stranger: nice
You: TGIF
You: you just gave me wood
You: :/
You: TITS OR GTFO

Stranger: what?
You: TITS OR GTFO

You: u know breasts
You: ..
Stranger: sorry, i'm new at this. i don't know what you are trying to say
You: show emm
Stranger: haha
Stranger: private area for my bf
You: Aww not evan a quick peak?
You: He doesnt have to know
Stranger: he's on his way over here right now..
Stranger: soory bby
Stranger: sorry*
You: ok well
You: u can d/c me
Stranger: what?
You: DISCONNECT so he doesnt see the conversation
You: wat are u blonde or sumtin?
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: people say i'm blonde very often..
Stranger: it's not so funny..
Stranger: where are you from?
You: PA
Stranger: PA?
You: and wit the lack of knowledge u just showed thro text talk i had to assume
You: Pennsylvania
You: :/


That or this bitch is a fucking retard

Lmao wow what a fucking idiot.

[Hagerad]

I bumped into that person again..

[epicfailure/]

You do know there is a thread for this right?