Here I am...

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

So here I am in Moscow waiting for my train. Its freezing and I am surrounded by a massive crowd of people all red faced and eager to get home from a long day of tax evasion and arms deals. I feel someone tap on my left shoulder so I swiftly make a fist ready and swing around violently to face my foe. I am shocked. Instead of a foe, a friend. It is none other than world renown whistle blower Edward Snowden. He immediately embraces me warmly and whispers in my ear; "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
I experience what can only be described as ego death and I pass out. When I awaken I find myself sitting in Buddha position with a room filled with geometric shapes and I can feel pure concentrated energy emanating from my nostrils. I sneeze and the molecules expelled from my naval cavity slowly gravitate upwards towards the ceiling of this room with the force of a dying neutron star... The bogies spell out an important message. "Shrek is love, Shrek is life."

[Someoneudontremember]

"OMG WOW U HAVE SO MANY THANKS"

are u czar vol 2

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

I am Czar's daddy.

[[MPGH]Thunder]

tl;dr hi endrat

[Niku ・(￣∀￣)・]

buttsek by shrek?

[jiang]

dank memes.

[Assistive]

How fucking old are you dude? 12?
Take this gay shit and yourself back to 4chan please.

[Raple]

rat meets a rat?

guess there must be a lot of cheese in russia

[Yungtoto]

thats one fucked up story

[Gaar]

Oh, well nice story bro. Sup.

[[MPGH]Wyo]

Sup son' .

[Zindele]

I thanked casue i didnt think you had enough

[Snake]

Here I am, once again
Feeling lost but now and then
I breathe it in to let it go
And you don't know
Where you are now
Or what it would come to
If only somebody could hear
When you figure out how
You're lost in the moment
You disappear

You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action
You're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction
Not a fantasy
Just remember me
When it turns out right
'Cause you know that if you live in your imagination
Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination
In my victory
Just remember me
When I make it shine!

Reaching high
Feeling low
I'm holding on but letting go
I like to shine
I'll shine for you
And it's time to show the world how
It's a little bit closer
As long as I'm ready to go
All we have is right now
As long as you feel it inside you know...

You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action
You're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction
Not a fantasy
Just remember me
When it turns out right
'Cause you know that if you live in your imagination
Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination
In my victory
Just remember me
When I make it shine!

Everyone can tell you how it's all been said and done
That harder times will change your mind and make you wanna run
But you want it
And you need it
Like you need to breathe the air
If they doubt you
Just believe it
That's enough to get you there

You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action
You're never gonna fade you'll be the main attraction
Not a fantasy
Just remember me
When it turns out right
'Cause you know that if you live in your imagination
Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination
In my victory
Just remember me
When I make it SHINE!

[QLK]

I felt very entertained on how you explained your Moscow experience.