I AM HODLING

**Splintaroo** · 07-03-2016

I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

so i've had some whiskey
actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky
w/e
sue me
(but only if it's payable in BTC)

**Confluency** · 07-03-2016

Did anybody else stop reading five words in and decide to type "shitpost" before leaving? Because I did.

**Splintaroo** · 07-03-2016

Originally Posted by Confluency

Did anybody else stop reading five words in and decide to type "shitpost" before leaving? Because I did.

Bitcoins are a hell of a drug

**Terror** · 07-03-2016

Nice thread OP.

**Asuna** · 07-03-2016

And the shit posts keep on coming....

**Kate** · 07-03-2016

Originally Posted by Confluency

Did anybody else stop reading five words in and decide to type "shitpost" before leaving? Because I did.

Exactly what I wanted to do though

**GunerLow** · 07-03-2016

cool story bro

**Felix** · 07-03-2016

Book an appointment with a doctor. He'll be able to cure you of your mental illness

**Splintaroo** · 07-03-2016

All of you BTC trading gurus buy high sell low dick pussy shit cunt tit motherfuckas get the fuck outta here

**Lift** · 07-03-2016

**Illuminati** · 07-04-2016

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

Just like that is a copypasta, so is this thread:

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