Stupid Christians!

[ratchetnclank]

Omfg this could be joshthechristian FFUUUCK
I was trolling on Omegle and this christian idiot came up.
its quiete a lot to read and maybe boring.. But this is how stupid christians beleive in God.. if you don't like it just don't read it and don't comment.

Stranger = weird christian
Heres full chat:

You: Hey!
Stranger: hey, how r u?
You: I'm fine thanks
You: How are you?
Stranger: i'me fine thanks =) God bless u
You: Hehe
You: He never blessed me
Stranger: He did. however, we fail to see as we dont take delight on things that r small
You: Yeah he didn't bless me, I lost half of my family.. That is not anywhere near a bless though.
Stranger: sad to hear but never lose hope in life for it's a blessing that u r living now. it's a miracle that u can breathe
Stranger: and it's a blessing that we r here chatting
You: Nah I rather just stop breathing
You: By the way, are you a male or a female?
Stranger: dont get depress over such things. there r more things out there for u to seek and for u to love
Stranger: i'm a male. u?
You: K, so you're probaly gay?
Stranger: nope. i'm a disciple of God
You: Even worse, joshthechristian
Stranger: hahaha. proud to b one. turn around and take a look at life and u will find Him
You: God told me all his disciples who are on pc's right now are expelled from his group
You: How do you feel not being his disciple anymore
Stranger: haha never that case. my God loves me and above all He will never abandon me
You: He just told me he did
Stranger: haha then maybe the God that u hear is not the God that exist =)
Stranger: my God exist and my God reigns
You: God never existed, its just illusions. Damn you're on weed bro
Stranger: haha i'm a weed and i'm weak. there's y He is there and to aid me. God exist and i believe. dont lose hope pal. He is waiting for u. just for U =)
You: Have you got any proof? Except saying hes in your 'heart'? Because if he was in peoples heart autopsy would have proven it.
Stranger: if God didnt exist then y u exist? =)
Stranger: who made u?
You: Because my mom made me
Stranger: and who made ur mum?
You: her mom obviously
Stranger: then who made ur mum's mum?
You: Her mom obviously
Stranger: there's no final destination to this answer anymore isnt it? it can link on and on and on and on
You: Yes it is\
Stranger: all the mums can b linked into it
You: Monkeys.
Stranger: but who made those mum? =)
Stranger: who made monkeys pal?
You: My dad made monkeys
You: Yeah well how about this
You: If you think theres this 'God'
You: Who made God?
Stranger: hahaha yea =) u r right pal. ur daddy in heaven =) who is God =)
Stranger: God existed by Himself and that's y He deserve the glory of being known as the most high
You: How do you know?
Stranger: for no one made Him. He himself is God =)
You: Maybe my mom existed by herself
You: Nothing can be created by itself dude.
Stranger: if ur mum existed by herself, can she turn the water into wine? can she call upon the day and night? =)
You: You ever seen money making itself?
You: Can God turn water into wine?
You: I beleive that was Jesus according to the bible..
Stranger: haha definitely not =) God did through Jesus.
You: Yeah and now God is in my pants
Stranger: whoever believes in Jesus believes in God =)
Stranger: yep u r right pal. He is everywhere =)
You: Hes not out there listening to billions of prayers from poor people
You: Hes death
You: Age limit is 80
You: I'm the new God
You: Have you ever seen God?
Stranger: He is listening and that's y u existed. u r an instrument of God to heal the sick and help the poor if u r willing to =)
You: Because when I get a job I surely do get to see my boss
You: Wow fuck, so God is using me?
You: Damn what a bitch
Stranger: i seen God =) He healed me and grant me all i needed to give and it's a joy to give
You: How did he look like
Stranger: i seen Him in my daily life. i see the creation He made i take delight in those creation of His =) He looks like me and He looks like u =) He looks like everyone on earth for every one on earth brings a little of His image
You: Some hes ditto?
Stranger: i wont say He ditto but He is everything and He made everything for the good of us =)
You: Can't.
You: Theres democracy, nothing is done without the state knowing.
You: He should be expelled
Stranger: then i shall pray for u to see Him one day. accept Him my friend. He calls upon u and all u need is to accept and ur life will b different. better than wat u ever thought it could b =) i have my days on doubting and cursing that God doesnt exist too =)
You: Are you my friend?
Stranger: but He told me that at those days when i'm sad, He didnt abandon me, He was just carrying my sorrow and fear for me =)
Stranger: i'm ur friend. and i
Stranger: i'm everyone's friend for i do good to all =)
You: So you are my friend, what is my name then?
Stranger: and everyone is my neighbour. for i love each and everyone regardless of their identity
Stranger: i dont need ur name to b ur friend. i need to talk to u and spread the love to u to b ur friend. =)
You: Yes you do. All my friends know my name
You: So you're not a real friend of mine are you?
You: Dude, seriously you should get laid and stop reading bibles.
Stranger: yep definitely not a real friend of urs but a distant friend of urs that cares for u =)
Stranger: i dont feel empty in life and thus lust of getting laid is not part of my life and not my to dwell of
You: Getting laid is not part of your life? What life? You beleive in God, you have no real life
Stranger: nope =) i believe in keeping my purity of the one that i love most
You: Stop taking life seriously, no body is getting out alive anyway
Stranger: and that's my future wife if i happen to have one =)
Stranger: if everyone thinks of life as not getting life done seriously, wont everyone experience life filled with lust and hurt?
You: No
Stranger: that wont b life anymore.
Stranger: sex without love is not wat a human should do. it's wat animals do =)
You: Humans are animals
Stranger: but we r known as humans becux we have senses that thinks =)
Stranger: that's y there's humans and animals
You: Yeah and God is known as a fairytale because, we, humans think
Stranger: iuf not y not call all to b animals?
Stranger: nope. it's not a fairytale. it's proof in history. Jesus did that with the nails pierced hands.
You: And those ranked below beleive in God to become a better person, and we laugh at them because they fail their whole life trying to connect to somebody who doesn't excist
You: Yeah tell me how its proven
Stranger: for the words that were told by Him brings joy to my life. His words r love =)
Stranger: He taught me how to b faithful to my lover. loyal to my friends and loving to my family =)
You: God doesn't excist so he can't talk. Proof he excists with science, not beleif
You: Oh my mom taught me that stuff
Stranger: i'm a medical science student and my lecturers said the same thing =)
You: Why study medical science? Doesn't 'God' needs to solve injured people
Stranger: but if ur mum taught u, then y didnt u act upon it and b a good boy to love others? =)
Stranger: nope, he granted me knowledge so as to b His instrument to heal others =)
You: Because I have my own appearence and I live my own life, unlike you just living Gods life instead of your own
You: God didn't grant you knowledge, school did
Stranger: God grant me this brain to absorb wat is being taught in school ya =)
You: No, your mom granted you that brain
You: For making you
You: its called 'atomic structure' not God this God that
Stranger: my mum did and i'm glad that God got me born safe and sound. my was happy for it too =) since we r talking about atomic structure, do u know how did ur body structure form?
You: My body structure formed because of sperm and vagina juice.
Stranger: wat bonds ur whole body together r atoms that r in crucifix shape ya =) check up the web though. it's proven my friend. =) our God bond humans together and our God bond everyone of us together with love =)
You: God isn't proven. Science is. God is just like Bigfoot.
You: And I would beleive Bigfoot above some almight 500 billion old thing

[Minaa. :)]

dude , i wouldnt fight with christans , once you get them started they aint stopping .

[ratchetnclank]

dude , i wouldnt fight with christans , once you get them started they aint stopping .

Yeah I noticed.. I just cut off the convo there lol

[Minaa. :)]

Im suppose to be christan or so my parents think i am , but i believe that science created life , not god .

[apezwijn]

TOO LONG, DID NOT READ!

[SpaceMan]

Wow. You were created for Sperm and Vagina Juice?

[ratchetnclank]

Wow. You were created for Sperm and Vagina Juice?

Hell yeah

[NextGen1]

Food for thought.

We (by nature) believe without seeing. You don't realize you do it everyday

Have you ever seen $1,000,000,000, But you believe it in it, without ever seeing it.

Not arguing a Christan point, more of a philosophical point. Your argument is self refuting.

you don't need proof to believe something, no human does, that's a load of bull they use to cover up the reason they don't believe in god.

You: Humans are animal

Speak for yourself.....

other then that, funny as hell.

[CyberGenius]

Food for thought.

We (by nature) believe without seeing. You don't realize you do it everyday

Have you ever seen $1,000,000,000, But you believe it in it, without ever seeing it.

Not arguing a Christan point, more of a philosophical point. Your argument is self refuting.

you don't need proof to believe something, no human does, that's a load of bull they use to cover up the reason they don't believe in god.



Speak for yourself.....

other then that, funny as hell.

Agree WIN/

[SmartAlley]

You dont have enough knowledge to argue about that, just leave this type of conversation because you dont know if what you doing is good or bad...

[Paroxysm]

Food for thought.

We (by nature) believe without seeing. You don't realize you do it everyday

Have you ever seen $1,000,000,000, But you believe it in it, without ever seeing it.

Not arguing a Christan point, more of a philosophical point. Your argument is self refuting.

you don't need proof to believe something, no human does, that's a load of bull they use to cover up the reason they don't believe in god.



Speak for yourself.....

other then that, funny as hell.

Sure you could make the argument that knowledge is a subset of belief, however we are only justified in our beliefs if they are supported with evidence. You can believe that a unicorn lives underneath your bed, but once you try to convince someone else of this you will need evidence to convince any reasonable person. Simply believing because you believe is unjustifiable and would only convince someone with poor standards of evidence. I can believe that one million dollars exists because I've seen 10,000 dollars, I hear of the governments multi-billion dollar stimulus plans. However extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and evidence for a God would have to be overwhelming. Believing even the craziest natural claims is far more justifiable then believe in supernatural claims. When people start trying to prove a God their arguments always suffer from logical fallacies and unsubstantiated premises.

PS. You are genetically related to all other living things, especially the great-apes, so don't feel so bad about being called an animal. View it more as a kinship then an insult.



However we should probably stop bashing on the Christians for a while, let them lick their wounds.


~Paroxysm

[ratchetnclank]

Don't let them lick their wounds. God will do it for them, right?

[IHelper]

OMG im Christian
nao SDFU before you get owned

[ratchetnclank]

OMG im Christian
nao SDFU before you get owned

SMD. I don't care.

[greathamza]

wow i didnt even finish it b4 i feel asleep on my keybord