Offensive Jokes

[Dieks]

Just post some of your offensive jokes here.

No reason why? I'll give you some!

1. Why the hell not?
2. Give everyone a laugh
3. Only wusses can't take offensive jokes

[Lupin]

Why did the black kid cry when he had diarrhea for the first time?
He thought he was melting

[G_spawn]

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until he’s 13.

[Heaven's Husband]

What happened when Hellen Keller heard the phone ring.

She answered the hot iron.
I prob butchered that.

[GunerLow]

what the difference between a Mexican and a bench

a bench can support a family

[Ace]

Black couple, the wife has borned a white kid! The husband said : Return him to the furnace, he isn't baked well!

[Snupidupi]

What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose.

[Lupin]

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream in the oven

[Kiesa-]

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

[Asuna]

Alright... You asked for it...

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them

Black man walked to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. "Very nice!" said bartender. "Where did you get it?". "From Africa", said parrot.

What does Ethiopian food taste like? You don't know? Neither do they.

How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve.

Why is it so hard to break up with your Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the message.

"Those poor kids at Sandy Hook. They wanted books, but got magazines instead."

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
A sandy hook survivor.

[Lupin]

Alright... You asked for it...

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1

What's the difference between black people and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them

Black man walked to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. "Very nice!" said bartender. "Where did you get it?". "From Africa", said parrot.

What does Ethiopian food taste like? You don't know? Neither do they.

How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve.

Why is it so hard to break up with your Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the message.

"Those poor kids at Sandy Hook. They wanted books, but got magazines instead."

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
A sandy hook survivor.

lmao, the first one was great

[Ally]

lmao, the first one was great

whats white on top and black on the bottom?
society
how are a cow and 911 the same?
they both get milked

[Ryuk]

a asian couple gave birth to a baby
The baby turned out black
The husband said "Sumthing Wong".

[Lupin]

whats white on top and black on the bottom?
society
how are a cow and 911 the same?
they both get milked

These were mediocre tbh

[Kiesa-]

What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber.

i don't know why, but it's like i hate jews. i really don't