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    Best roast line?

    I need some roast lines. a guy roast me bad today and i want to get him back.
    Give me your best

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    Some context of the situation of the person your asking us to roast would be helpful.

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    jest tell him to fuck his pisshole with a screwdriver while his mother fucks herself with a broken bottle

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    If you have to wait for a day to roast him back, you fucked. Roast him when that time comes again.

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    "kys hisssss" while backing aways slowly. works everytime

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    Deez nuts.

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    I know this isn't a roast, but one of my favorite lines, "I hope you have a condom for you heart, because I'm about to fuck your feelings."

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    "shut the fuck up before I suck your dick"

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    Quote Originally Posted by w4ssup View Post
    "shut the fuck up before I suck your dick"
    If you want to suck mine feel free to do so.
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    everything milo ever said.



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    he's literally god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arioch Jr View Post
    I need some roast lines. a guy roast me bad today and i want to get him back.
    Give me your best
    boy, that burned, was it the joke or your hot ass breath, here's a mint you dumbass dragon

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