guess who's not getting an ass whooping
My sis got pregnant OMG this is just too epic not to hold in
im happy and sad
iim happy because now my sis is gonna get her ass beat and get grounded for the next 30 years
im sad because now my parents are gonna start giving her a lot of money to take care of the baby which she doesnt deserve
because her boyfriend should be taking care of HIS baby
and im also gonna have to help out
MPGH im a good boy
To oneirish: since this happened my allowance went up 10 bucks expect the money a lot faster 40 bucks a week