I am broke as hell

[Google]

I dont think hell can be broke because its has souls and alot of money and people sell their souls to satan aka hell

[Rudol Von Stroheim]

Work at Tim Hortons.

[Snowsen]

I would disagree with you, usually I love cops!

[LethalMaster_]

Try a freelance job

[ChaosCorruptor]

ramen sounds good right now

[Snowsen]

There are way too many methods to earn money, for instance look for a job :P

[ReinZoPA]

suck my dick and ill pay u

[JamesHardenMVP]

Good luck bro ... try to make your service online if you are gonna stay 24/24 h

24/7* not 24/24 lol

[Beriyan]

Lost the little piece of income I was making to the police. I am currently stealing my roommates ramen noodles to eat. I HATE COPS.

What? Did you get caught selling drugs or some shit? If you can't live without them it shouldn't be "little piece" now would it?
I would suggest you to just get a job ASAP not matter what it is (as long as it's legal) such as in a fast food chain, as long as it can help you to survive until you find a stable job.

[iGraffiti]

Got any skills? Use them and make money sharing it

[Depp]

Dude if you have a PC, you already have a job. Internet = Money

"Just grab the internet by the nuts and yank the dollas out of it"
- Some bloke

[Pirate Galaxy]

You could always become a stripper to earn some easy $$$

[Fewlzzz]

Thats rough dude, Maybe you can become someone who does services etc?

[c0bra12]

Gimme a piece of that ass, and ill pay u good �������� no homo doe

[Groundwar]

got any skills? buy some ebooks and learn some skills to start a service for income.