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Storytime with Dildo
So I have been having sexual relations with this girl on the semi-regular. and she saw my "SE Shelf" in my room, and I have a Charge HR retail sitting there and she asked if she could have it, I said sure, because it was free and she gave me pussy.
Fast forward a week, she been wearing it to school or something, and she mentioned to some other girl how I know how to get them for free, and gave her my number.
Got a random text asking if I could get her a free fitbit, asked who she was and who gave her my number. anyways I said something after awhile along the lines of "Lolno not for free xd" actually im pretty sure I said exactly that. She said she didn't have any money but she would suck my cock for a free fitbit, I ain't no ******, So I said sure. Met up today because my parents are out of town, she sucked my dick, and we fucked. and now I'm SE'ing her a fitbit.
Hows your weekend going guys?
ima have sick ass stories to tell to my future kids
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I'm Still young. Still growing. Still fucking up. Still perfecting myself.
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None of this is even true.
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If its true then I'm so jelly
Wish I had the skills to get free pussay
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belive whatver u want nigga
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None of this is even true.
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I will nigga Originally Posted by Dildo The K1ng
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REAL STORY!
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That's a nice dream dildo. Last night I had I dream I was in a zombie apocalypse. Was pretty great.
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the perks of free fitbits?
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aw hell yeah nigga Originally Posted by -Panda-
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teach me ur ways k1ng Originally Posted by Dildo The K1ng
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Its hotter than a motherfucker. Been melting my ass off all weekend. Originally Posted by Dildo The K1ng
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I been stalking this one bitch and I am closing in soon son > : D
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Is that girl you fucked your friend's girlfriend or something that you posted about a while ago.
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nigga didnt u just post a review on fidget spinners? nice try
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