Looking for a job guise... here is my resume so far..Will I get Hired?

**Gourav2122** · 03-23-2010

Looking for a job guise... here is my resume so far..Will I get Hired?
or my job is gonna get outsourced to that Indian guy offshore..
no working experience... but i do things....

Objective

Seeking for an interesting and challenging role in the field of database development.

Skills:

SQL, DBMS, PHP, Python, Java, C, .NET, Visual Basics, HTML, DHTML, CSS, Javascript, DHCP, DNS, HTML, Java, JavaScript, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft PowerPoint, Microsoft Visio, Microsoft Word, MySQL, PHP, Programmers Notepad, Notepad++, TCP/IP, UNIX, Visual Basic, Windows Server 2003, Windows XP
Database:, MYSQL Oracle, MS SQL Server, access, excel
Sound knowledge of the relational database, testing and development.
Installation of the software and hardware.
Configuring routers, modem, and switches.
Resolves, maintain and repair network problems.
Also proficient in word, power point, outlook, visio project etc
Excellent communication skills with the great demonstration skills

Courses: Advanced operation systems, advanced project development, advanced visual BASIC programming, Business Communications I and II, Business Mathematics I, Computer Applications – UNIX, Computer Concepts, database applications, database concepts, economics, Electronics spreadsheets, Implementing and administering SQL Servers, IT customer support, Java, Keyboarding I and II, Microsoft Integration, Microsoft Operation Systems, Network Administration, Networks, object-oriented programming, PC hardware and diagnostic principles of sociology, professional development, psychology, public speaking, visual Basic Programming, Web Authoring Tools, Web development, Written Communications.

Education: High school and tech school graduate 2010

**Czar** · 03-23-2010

tech school graduate...

>_>

**Ryan** · 03-23-2010

Pft I'd hire you.
Computer science is a paying hobby.

**InHuman** · 03-23-2010

i'd hire you
depends how much experience they need

**GOD** · 03-23-2010

get a BS

fosho .

**Arhk** · 03-23-2010

Weird... Do they actually consider you more if you know how to use MS office ... lol.. xD business world is filled of Choobage

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**scimmyboy** · 03-23-2010

u think MPGH will give u good advice gourav?

**Arhk** · 03-23-2010

Don't underestimate us. More than often tech buff runs in the genes for coders. My cousin works as an IT in network applications and hes admitted I know more than him and probably on equal with his boss. My other relative is also a professional VB coder, I was TRoLLin' on him the entire time we were talking OOP Choobs are easy like that... He couldn't even keep up with the geek related insults....
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Just because we're a bit immature doesn't mean much, most of us here who are into programming I'm sure are 1337er than the average dude out there gettin' paid to code.
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To sum it up for actual criticism from actual coders Gourav came to the right place.

**Obama** · 03-23-2010

You're indian, theyll just deport you to india, put you behind a desk, and make you answer basic computer questions from teenage toshiba users. They will strain to understand you and ask for an American. You will cry

**Gourav2122** · 03-23-2010

Originally Posted by Drake

You're indian, theyll just deport you to india, put you behind a desk, and make you answer basic computer questions from teenage toshiba users. They will strain to understand you and ask for an American. You will cry

T_T

FUCKKEN TEARS
I WILL RATHER GET RAPED THEN WORK AS FUCKING TECH PHONE SUPPORT

**Arhk** · 03-23-2010

Toshiba wont take my damn laptop for repair and those Indian basterds keep tryin' to tell me I don't have my laptop plugged in.... I have a mthrfkin' Broken BIOS I need a service center number "Sir is your laptop plugged in?"
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