Fell Asleep In My Car

[Assistive]

Was taking dabs all day, smoked 2 blunts, a joint, then ate an edible and fell asleep in my car at a park that all my buddies were playing basketball at (its about 9pm). I was dreaming, then hear some loud thuds from outside but ignore them cause I'm in a weed coma. Thuds are heard again but louder at this point and I awake to a cop looking at me like I'm stupid (cause I am). Asked me what I was doing; "I didn't wanna drive cause I was tired and it didn't feel safe." (best fucking excuse I have ever made off the top of my head) then he asked me where I lived; "**1 Sund***n Rd sir, right up the road." This was my parents old address that is on my ID and I spit it out so fast and perfect that he asked me again, to which I just repeated the address the same way and I think he was surprised I didn't stutter or try to make up some lie. Then he says to me in a pretty stern voice "Don't be driving around with that weed shit it fucking stinks." and then he drove away.

I literally just went back to sleep cause I'm on probation, car reeked of weed (didn't have any on me), and he didn't even ask for my name. That cop literally could have fucked my asshole dry if all he did was run my name.

Fucking white privilege to the fullest right there.

[wizardshogwarts]

white people don't deserve this.

[MoneyMachine]

That was a cool cop but he could screw you over if he wanted to. Lucky you he didn't do anything about it but take care maybe next time if he runs past you he may take some action

[Sean]

You got lucky man, glad nothing happened.

[Matthew]

Was it a state police or sheriff deputy?

Deputies are usually chill about you sleeping in your car if you have an excuse like you were tired, nice thinking on that one

Honestly surprised he didn't do anything about that weed smell though

[Cinodor]

weed spell

let me get that spell

[Matthew]

let me get that spell

Rotmg joke lol

Didn't realize I messed up

[[MPGH]Cursed]

>Was taking dabs all day, smoked 2 blunts, a joint, then ate an edible and fell asleep
>smoked 2 blunts, a joint then ate an edible and fell asleep
>then ate an edible and fell asleep
>fell asleep
What a waste of weed.....

[Lunatic]

OP:

[Dependent]

Sounds like me in a friday night ;D

[kiwi5]

Damn you a lucky wigga