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    Well fuck my life, probably fucked it up hard.

    Was fucking a friend today I've known since like 2nd grade, she was riding me and I came in her, only to find out the fucking condom has broken which is weird cuz it's not expired and nothing was wrong with it when I put it on, probably why I was wondering why there was cum on my stomach. I'm freaking out cuz I turn 20 in few days but I am not ready at all to be a father. I keep trying to convince her to take Plan B but shes scared that it will make her infertile as she has taken plan B before which was during thanksgiving because the condom broke with some dude she was fucking. She just got off her period last week on friday. My only hope for now is the sperm can't penetrate through the vagina and die off as most of my cum had fallen on my stomach idk. I can't find out if shes pregnant or not until the end of the month if she gets her period and even then I'll want her to take a pregnancy test. I would do abortion but thats only up to her otherwise I would have to accept if the kid does come.

    So basically fml, I did not want a child this early in life but I don't know what else to do. Might as well go gay and get a vasectomy now.

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    Your fault hahaha

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    Well the chances of her getting pregnant arent low so you should do something about it quickly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Intel-. View Post
    What The FucK? Lmao

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    Nope, alcohol and stress has taken over my body at this point I went AWOL

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    Well, you always got plan c... Right?

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    I believe he messed up when he did plan "C"

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    Damn, where double condoms next time
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    Absolutely rip mate. you ded.
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    I hear Plan B is good with ice cream.... If you catch my drift.

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    Rip, just like your condom

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    Is it possible that you get some kind of reimbursement from the condom company?

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