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    Sue the condom company, you'd be set for life.
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    Congratulations...... you fu*k u big time.
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    damn dude unlucky.

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    Sorry mate, but you may be fucked.

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    If she doesn't wanna take PLAN B then she wants your kid

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    drug her ass with plan b or deliever a falcon punch bro

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    drug her and force her to take the Plan B

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    A common thing tbh, just calm down and prepare to become a papa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiolest View Post
    Was fucking a friend today I've known since like 2nd grade, she was riding me and I came in her, only to find out the fucking condom has broken which is weird cuz it's not expired and nothing was wrong with it when I put it on, probably why I was wondering why there was cum on my stomach. I'm freaking out cuz I turn 20 in few days but I am not ready at all to be a father. I keep trying to convince her to take Plan B but shes scared that it will make her infertile as she has taken plan B before which was during thanksgiving because the condom broke with some dude she was fucking. She just got off her period last week on friday. My only hope for now is the sperm can't penetrate through the vagina and die off as most of my cum had fallen on my stomach idk. I can't find out if shes pregnant or not until the end of the month if she gets her period and even then I'll want her to take a pregnancy test. I would do abortion but thats only up to her otherwise I would have to accept if the kid does come.

    So basically fml, I did not want a child this early in life but I don't know what else to do. Might as well go gay and get a vasectomy now.
    are you working or in college?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zekida View Post
    are you working or in college?
    In college

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    I don't know if i may congratulate or feel sad about this. If you don't have a job, learn to SE and work here in MPGH.
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    I don't know why you're cumming into chicks without knowing well that there is a small chance of having a kid and you are ready for that. If not, you pull out even if its a condom. Sorry dude but that's your fault.
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    RIP , Sue the condom company and try to do everything for an abortion

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