What would you do if Jason broke into your house?

[frozenasasin]

Wut would u do, leave a comment and tell me.

What i would do is spit on him and he would probably drown in it.

[[MPGH]KING]

I would just wake up.

[frozenasasin]

jason not freddy. freddy is in your dreams jason has the mask and cant swim

[Ian]

grab my shottys

[[MPGH]KING]

Jason doesn't exist. Only reeason why i would see him, is if i had a real bad nightmare.
Hence...Just wake up.

[frozenasasin]

if he did exist... gosh just imagine! use ur imagination and btw IAN wuts up with ur siggy

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

Jason can't do shit. He is slow as fuck.

[frozenasasin]

omg u people! if he was in your face! wut would u do and you cant run

[[MPGH]EndRiT]

Shove my dick in his eye.

[CaT-]

I'd be like whats up bro? want a beer or something while you stay here?

[Unsuccessful]

I would just wake up.

if hed give u time to do that

[Wolf]

Break his phone and cut his hair.

[reaper]

SIt down for a beer and a chat with him, no one gives the poor dude a chance, he is just misunderstood

[ShadowRunner]

If hes right there, face to face? Just give him a hug Pat him on the back and say "Hey buddy, its ok, I feel ya." Then maybe play some video games with him, ride on a two seater bike, all with the 'Best Friends' song in the background. Who wouldn't want Jason as a friend? bet nobody would fuck wit u lol

[reaper]

Then maybe play some video games with him, ride on a two seater bike,

Rofl the tandem bike thing made me spit out my sushi, just picture it, or having a game of chess or badminton with him