Epic win

[Gilcrow]

My girlfriend was doing the usual today...
you know when girls act all stupid, or say they are stupid, just to get a complement.
and it has to be the RIGHT complement

GF: Gregggggg, im so stupid "sadface"
ME: No your not
GF: Yes iiiiii aaaaaaaammmm

Btw this is where the smart thing to do is to tell her not to be so silly, silly being the key word, not stupid. and that you love her unconditionally

ME: I wouldnt be with you if you were
GF: Whats that suppose to mean > : ( <----------- ITS A TRAP YO!!!
ME: Well on the very rare occasion, im going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it would be nice if you have something interesting to say.

Edit:
she was madddd

i styled it out, because i am pure win
that and she knows i can have her thrown in jail for sleeping with a minor OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH