Epic win

[Gilcrow]

My girlfriend was doing the usual today...
you know when girls act all stupid, or say they are stupid, just to get a complement.
and it has to be the RIGHT complement

GF: Gregggggg, im so stupid "sadface"
ME: No your not
GF: Yes iiiiii aaaaaaaammmm

Btw this is where the smart thing to do is to tell her not to be so silly, silly being the key word, not stupid. and that you love her unconditionally

ME: I wouldnt be with you if you were
GF: Whats that suppose to mean > : ( <----------- ITS A TRAP YO!!!
ME: Well on the very rare occasion, im going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it would be nice if you have something interesting to say.

Edit:
she was madddd

i styled it out, because i am pure win
that and she knows i can have her thrown in jail for sleeping with a minor OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Arhk]

Ladies man.
~


Also post her rage or else no COOKiE.

[Bombsaway707]

k.

[Obey]

Yeah, 'cause that happened.

[CaT-]

Lol thats funny, but pics or it didn't happen.,

[LegendaryAbbo]

that and she knows i can have her thrown in jail for sleeping with a minor OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I thought you were like 17?

[reaper]

Woman are brain ninjas, as Dane Cook points out 3:00

[[MPGH]Toxin]

Cool story bruh.

[SmartAlley]

[[MPGH]Time]

You just pwned her.

[[MPGH]Luke420]

i styled it out, because i am pure win
that and she knows i can have her thrown in jail for sleeping with a minor OHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




wow greg soo if you would do that to her your with her why for sex ? idk

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

Did your balls touch? Cuz that was just gay

[Gilcrow]

I thought you were like 17?

yea and shes 19

uk law states when your 16 you can have sex, but when your 18 you can no longer have sex with someone younger than 18

[ShadowRunner]

I wouldn't have my dick nowhere near those english teeth

[Wolf]

How the english role.