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    New guy at work -smiling man-

    Here i am going too work and doing what needs to be done today was a 2 man team and the (new guy) gets put with me, off the bat i'm already scared and here's why, like he's new and all i had to show him the robes easy stuff PROBLEM WAS that everytime i talked to him he had this wide smile on his face and even while hes working he had that wide smile everytime i want past him he.. smiled everytime he want past me he... smiled,

    At times i would hear him say something and i would reply with *what?* he just shook his head and said no, at first i thought he only would smile when i talk to him BUT NO! i was wrong when other people talked too him it was the same (Wide smile) this made me uneasy fast, but i said fuck it he just likes to smile i guess?.... then comes the nasty shit where i had to leave and tell my boss to put me some other place.

    He comes up to me and says *Hey do i stink?* (and yes with a wide smile) i reply with *What?* smile guy: *cus i just farted* ........(i know some of yall are going to laugh at this part but the way he came up to me and said it then left just left me really grossed out, for those who think i might be making this shit up,i'm not..,),I stay silent i thought maybe he was making a joke but no... he just had the wide smile and walked away and got back too work...,

    Most of my friends where telling me how when they try to talk too him he had the same wide smile all the time even when not being talked too,oh and yes he does stare....alot.

    Anyways that ends this story of my day at work today if you liked the story drop that thanks

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    And I became forgiveness, I transformed into the closure that I lost, When I learned about the tragedy of all of us. I lost it when I learned about the tragedy of all of us. Incorrigible illness in the loved ones hidden out of us. I lost it when I learned about the tragedy of all of us. I walked through the hallway to a room of only mirrors. Reflecting me in bondage so I watched myself get freer. I let my horns grow longer, I observed my skin get redder. My soul became a hammer. I started to feel better. My hatred turned to pity, my resentment blossomed flowers. My bitter tasted candy, my misery was power. The truth in me grew brighter, my nature and my nurture.

    No more shame, no more fear, no more dread.

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    thats some weird roleplay plot man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Yeah if you could delete everything you just typed that would be cool.
    Will i get a cookie if i do?

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    Will i get a cookie if i do?
    No just a fart in your direction

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    Dude just wants you to smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe View Post
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    oh.. i see

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    Work on your English

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    dudes prob on some heavy ass meds then
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    It's a challenge

    you have to smile wider than he and fart louder


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