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    New guy at work -smiling man-

    Here i am going too work and doing what needs to be done today was a 2 man team and the (new guy) gets put with me, off the bat i'm already scared and here's why, like he's new and all i had to show him the robes easy stuff PROBLEM WAS that everytime i talked to him he had this wide smile on his face and even while hes working he had that wide smile everytime i want past him he.. smiled everytime he want past me he... smiled,

    At times i would hear him say something and i would reply with *what?* he just shook his head and said no, at first i thought he only would smile when i talk to him BUT NO! i was wrong when other people talked too him it was the same (Wide smile) this made me uneasy fast, but i said fuck it he just likes to smile i guess?.... then comes the nasty shit where i had to leave and tell my boss to put me some other place.

    He comes up to me and says *Hey do i stink?* (and yes with a wide smile) i reply with *What?* smile guy: *cus i just farted* ........(i know some of yall are going to laugh at this part but the way he came up to me and said it then left just left me really grossed out, for those who think i might be making this shit up,i'm not..,),I stay silent i thought maybe he was making a joke but no... he just had the wide smile and walked away and got back too work...,

    Most of my friends where telling me how when they try to talk too him he had the same wide smile all the time even when not being talked too,oh and yes he does stare....alot.

    Anyways that ends this story of my day at work today if you liked the story drop that thanks

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    Oh, my broken lamb, I worry when you cry. Baby's gonna fetch ya, horses in the sky. Though dead hands ring the garden, and these are violent times; and violence brings more violence, and liars bring more lies. Though we were born defeated, worried, tired and scared, and monsters build mean robots, launching rockets into the air. And the wealth of our nations fed on angel blood, and our cities shot with moneyed schemes built on twigs and mud. And our schools look like prisons, and our prisons look like malls, and downtown's just a sick parade where no one cares at all. And our heroes all died crazy, broken, poor or shot. Let's celebrate their tragedy, and sanctify the loss. And manifest the daydream, like those who failed before, and glorify our small attempts, and hate ourselves no more. Blow words between this sucker's teeth, and bind these panicked hands; Lose your heart like a clumsy bell: Please be well



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    thats some weird roleplay plot man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    Yeah if you could delete everything you just typed that would be cool.
    Will i get a cookie if i do?

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    No just a fart in your direction

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    Dude just wants you to smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe View Post
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    dudes prob on some heavy ass meds then
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    you have to smile wider than he and fart louder
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