Marijuana / Cannabis Staff Required

[[MPGH]Time]

Please read this post carefully before posting.

Requirements:

• Must have at least 500 posts. NO EXCEPTIONS
• Must be able to test all kinds of combinations/products/specimens/ideas that may be proposed within the section.
• Must be familiar with and a regular in these section(s). (Don't bother applying if you are not)
• Must have had at least 4 strokes mid speed sesh
• Must have proven BEFORE the applications a willingness to snort coke and do meth execessively.
• Must be able to not only count from one to ten when fully stoned but also do the same reverse.
• Must be EXTREMELY inadept
• Must be proficient with the ghetto weed lingo.

Duties:

• To moderate the section, by cleaning up normies and accepting only high tier crack snorters.
• To test all uploaded content for any form of life threatening harm, if you do not reply to any thread every 24 hours we will assume you are dead.
• To assist users with any concerns or questions they might have regarding any form of drug that will potentially ruin your manhood and kill you faster and make the process more fun.

Application Format:

1. Name: (Streetname is fine,)
2. Age:
3. Location & Time Zone:
4. Activity by hours: (Be realistic take into account personal responsibilities.)
5. Do you go to school or work: (If so what hours are you usually away from home?)
6. Are you staff/special member in any other website: (If so where & what position/usergroup)
7. Why should you be chosen as minion: (Please try to give examples on how you've helped members in this section, or other reasons as to why you're a good candidate)

APPLICATIONS ONLY
All others will be deleted & possibly banned. Beggars will be removed & banned. So don't beg or solicit people to 'support' and/or thank your post.
We will find out, and you will be removed from Applications. If you do not wish me happy birthday or congratulate on twenty two thousand fucking posts you will be banned.
Do not ban me please, I am holding some dough for my n's at the marketplace.
DO NOT ASK WHEN APPLICATIONS WILL BE CLOSED, OR NEW STAFF SELECTED

[Bodvar]

Name: (Streetname is fine.): Mister K
Age: 420 XDDDDDD
Location & Time Zone: +1 GMT
Activity by hours: (Be realistic take into account personal responsibilities.): 2-3 hours a day
Do you go to school or work: (If so what hours are you usually away from home?): Work, hours are mostly 7-4
Are you staff/special member in any other website: (If so where & what position/usergroup) No
Why should you be chosen as minion: (Please try to give examples on how you've helped members in this section, or other reasons as to why you're a good candidate): I'm a true ghetto kid, grew up on the white streets of belgium and am very familiar with the cool weeds klub. I do the marihoonas all day every day because 420 life you know man DDDD. I'll test out all the products till my last breath because this shit is life. I think i will be very valuable because im a true OG.

[niggo]

Name: niggi
Age: 22
Location & Time Zone: Germany
Activity by hours: 4hours a day
Do you go to school or work: im going to university
Are you staff/special member in any other website: no, MPGH is life
Why should you be chosen as minion: ive been smoking weed till i was like 14 so im very experienced in that regard
im also very active in the local communities about weed and all kinds of drugs

[Hector]

Name: Hector
Age: 22 Virgin
Location & Time Zone: India
Activity by hours: 24/7 high af bruh
Are you staff/special member in any other website: CockSucker
Why should you be chosen as minion: I have never used drugs and I have grown up watching this

[sasori~]

Name: Taz
Age: 20
Location & Time Zone: Central time
Activity by hours: as many as I please
Do you go to school or work: School 9-1 sometimes
Are you staff/special member in any other website: No
Why should you be chosen as minion: Was on newsforce and publicist. High as 2 hippies in a helicopter as we speak, son.


666 posts

[Silent]

Drugs r bad

[[MPGH]Wyo]

Nice post ban scammer

[[MPGH]Cursed]

Didn't know a set of application requirements could suit me so well.

[Janitor]

Name (Street name is fine)
lol.

[swag12347]

Willingness to snort coke and do meth.... Jesus christ dude, you need help not staff.