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    Angry Deers are freaking stupid

    Fuck them. Really.

    I live in the country-side, and I was driving back home after a long day of work.
    It was dark outside, and I approached a little forest when one of those stupid deers decided that running in front of a screaming and shiny piece of metal: my car; was a good idea.

    He was so fast that I couldn't avoid him. I didn't even have time to brake, than I hit his butt, making a big noise, and he was pushed
    to the other side of the road, towards the fields.

    And even if I could brake, another dumbass was following me too close with his car, so it would've caused a car crash. I hate these people. I fking respect speed limits (which are constantly downgraded by this gov of thieves, for the sake of money), and it's not fast enough for them.
    Because they are impatient, they make light signs, follow me too close, overtake me in turns and on continuous lines. And guess who's gonna be the first to complain when they will hit the back of my car. Freaking nuts.

    Anyway, thankfully, my car was not damaged, and I think the deer was not killed. Maybe he was just injured, maybe not.
    Did it happened to you?

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    Pretty regular occurrence depending on where you live in America. My farm has those tick covered fuckers roaming through it all the time, but I'm yet to hit one yet.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    Pretty regular occurrence depending on where you live in America. My farm has those tick covered fuckers roaming through it all the time, but I'm yet to hit one yet.
    Yeah, but I live in France.
    No matter where you are, it seems like you cannot escape the deers

    So many years of natural selection for them to commit suicide...

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    Deer walk through my yard on an almost daily schedule, and I have to check every single time before I let my dog outside. A friend's Pomeranian got stomped to death by an angry momma deer, and almost everyone I know has either hit or come close to hitting one while driving. Elk are far scarier when driving though due to how much bigger than deer they are, and also for the fact that I literally live in the elk hunting capital of the world and those fuckers can pop out of nowhere on county roads.
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    Yeah fuck deer. But wombats are more of an issue in Australia. Those little cunts are everywhere in the country.. But up North of where I am there's a shittonne of kangaroos that are fucking everywhere.... like going down a country road at midnight travelling 150 dodging kangaroos the entire time haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave84311 View Post
    My farm has those tick covered fuckers roaming through it all the time
    Probably attracted to all the weed plants.
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    Fuckers roam everywhere where I live. Though they're annoying as shit on the countryside, possums and raccoons are worse.


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    I'm not gonna lie Deers are the funniest animal hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silent View Post
    Yeah fuck deer. But wombats are more of an issue in Australia. Those little cunts are everywhere in the country.. But up North of where I am there's a shittonne of kangaroos that are fucking everywhere.... like going down a country road at midnight travelling 150 dodging kangaroos the entire time haha.
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