What's your best Tinder opener?

[[MPGH]Allura]

What's your best tinder opener?
Usually do something related to their bio but getting cbf with that shit.

[unknownluna]

I just write people " why you look so gay " and they counter questions me what made you think that and the conversation continues till one of us gets bored XDDDDD fucc me

[Breezeyou2]

I dont text 'em. Thanks for your time

[CzechOne]

Hello


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[Wyo]

You dowen to smoke some habibi?

[[MPGH]Jov]

just start by complimenting them or talking about something on their bio chicks loooove talking about themselves and having someone listen more than anything

[Janitor]

You dowen to smoke smome habibi?

Smoke me habibi

[Breezeyou2]

Smoke me habibi

Us* Habibos

[[MPGH]Nani]

Tinder? I don't use shit.

[Bernard]

Had to look up what ceebs means.

[[MPGH]Mayion]

Are you a trashcan because I would love to take you out

[[MPGH]Allura]

Had to look up what ceebs means.

Oh lol, maybe it's an Australian thing. It means can't be bothered, but when you talk you say the word ceebs

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Yea, unless your Ryan Gosling, that doesn't work

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just start by complimenting them or talking about something on their bio chicks loooove talking about themselves and having someone listen more than anything

Making up something funny from the bio requires effort. Usually what's what I do all the time but it's so time consuming. I want a copy pasta.

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I just write people " why you look so gay " and they counter questions me what made you think that and the conversation continues till one of us gets bored XDDDDD fucc me

Lmao wtf, so insult them? Why would anyone reply to that? Btw you suppose to get their phone number/make plans before the convo gets boring (eventually every convo gets boring because you just run out of energy). I learnt that the hard way.

[Cursed]

When I was on Tinder I would just ask if they wanted to watch drake and josh reruns while they sit on my face. Surprisingly worked... I need to get back on there... Trying to find a decent girl to date is too gd hard, they're all batshit nuts.

[Eternity]

Tinder doesn't work for the average male and even more so for the average indian (since its mostly used by western americans females). So I don't use it. Usually every 100 swipes i might get 5-6 returns and out of those most will go nowhere. So not worth.

[[MPGH]Allura]

When I was on Tinder I would just ask if they wanted to watch drake and josh reruns while they sit on my face. Surprisingly worked... I need to get back on there... Trying to find a decent girl to date is too gd hard, they're all batshit nuts.

Lmao. I think I'll modify your one a lil but thats funny. All the good ones are taken. We're left with the crazies. The idiots that break up with the good ones are the needle in the haystack

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Tinder doesn't work for the average male and even more so for the average indian (since its mostly used by western americans females). So I don't use it. Usually every 100 swipes i might get 5-6 returns and out of those most will go nowhere. So not worth.

I live in australia, but our culture is pretty similar to americas.

Im not a pretty boy (maybe like 6/10 imo), but my body is pretty nice.

I tried tinder when my body was average looking (like dad bod/average body). I barely got any matches. I lost a lot of body fat, and packed on muscle. I am average looking, but my body is a lil above average. I think as more time passes, I will become more fit. Looking fit helps.

Almost achieved V taper body shape. I just need to lose more fat around my oblique, so I'm going hardcore core workouts almost every day