Between all the 80 companies sending random emails about their COVID-19 changes, I felt the necessity that MPGH gave out an official press release, which I'm too lazy to mail out.
Official MPGH Press Release dated 3/13/20
Fellow MPGHieans,
If you have the Coronavirus, please stay off MPGH at all times. We hope you die, fuck you.
Remember as always: We @ MPGH hate you,
MPGH Staff
If you don't have Coronavirus, fuck you too