when is..

[CaT-]

sounds a lot like homosex.

[Boombox]

knock yourself out.

Ok so a guy walks into a bar and he sits next to a blonde and she's watching the 6:00 news and there's a guy on top of a building getting ready to jump off, the guy says " I think he's gonna jump" blonde says " No, I don't think so" guy says " I'll bet you 5$ he'll jump, and he pulls out 5$" blonde says " Ok." next thing you know the guy jumps off the building. The blonde goes to pull out 5$ and the guy says " No I cant take your money I saw this on the 5:00 news" the blonde says " So did I, but I didn't think he would jump again."
My teacher told me that.

[Synns]

I usually look for practical jokes / prank calls. That's where I get good laughs.

If you want a pretty good lol, look at this channel:

YouTube - Kanaal van z0mby

[DawgiiStylz]

Ok so a guy walks into a bar and he sits next to a blonde and she's watching the 6:00 news and there's a guy on top of a building getting ready to jump off, the guy says " I think he's gonna jump" blonde says " No, I don't think so" guy says " I'll bet you 5$ he'll jump, and he pulls out 5$" blonde says " Ok." next thing you know the guy jumps off the building. The blonde goes to pull out 5$ and the guy says " No I cant take your money I saw this on the 5:00 news" the blonde says " So did I, but I didn't think he would jump again."
My teacher told me that.

lol,

[[MPGH]Toxin]

Retarded joke was retarded.

[Obey]

Ok so a guy walks into a bar and he sits next to a blonde and she's watching the 6:00 news and there's a guy on top of a building getting ready to jump off, the guy says " I think he's gonna jump" blonde says " No, I don't think so" guy says " I'll bet you 5$ he'll jump, and he pulls out 5$" blonde says " Ok." next thing you know the guy jumps off the building. The blonde goes to pull out 5$ and the guy says " No I cant take your money I saw this on the 5:00 news" the blonde says " So did I, but I didn't think he would jump again."
My teacher told me that.

lol that made me laugh tho.

[DawgiiStylz]

Idk why it was funny. I'm hi

[InHuman]

I'm the light of your day, huh?

we talk all day
your the ONLY part of my day

[[MPGH]Toxin]

we talk all day
your the ONLY part of my day

So you're saying you love me?

[Obey]

that's kinda... uhm ..

[InHuman]

i <3 you toxin
/nohomo

[Boombox]

Retarded joke was retarded.

Shut the fuck up.

[[MPGH]Toxin]

i <3 you toxin
/nohomo

Love you too.

Shut the fuck up.

[[MPGH]KING]

Dave and Toxin raged for about 15 minutes not stop.
O I'm Toxin......
O I'm Dave...... Nuff Said

[DawgiiStylz]

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