Announcing the MPGH NFT ICO Distributed Ledger Premium Blockchain Pre-Sale

[[MPGH]arunforce]

J/K THE GREATEST HOAX OF ALL TIME POSSIBLY EVER

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Greetings MPGHieans

To fund the upcoming version of MPGH, we've had to become creative and look to funding this upgrade through the outside world. Because lets face it, upgrading a tens of millions post forum that's been up for almost two decades is expensive and certain individuals who shall not be named end up taking the drugs and getting Porra tattooed on them and bankrupting daddy's billions on contests for the LOLs after a late night binger can only lead to MPGH being subjubsgated to outside influence of foreign governments. Namely Russian, Saudi, and Chinese billionaires who look to turn MPGH to an authoritarian regime not run by dictators who have a deep unsettling attachment to a bad 90s Stallone Film. But hey, we're not here to point fingers or have our values corrupted. We're here to find solutions, because our seed to leech ratio is approximately infinity.

You might think why not turn to our own good ol' murican fraudulent government? Because as President Trump would say, "ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you." Well we tried that. President Biden flatly rejected directing SBA grants to the website that creates America's next generation of cyber defense in this world with a not so subtle brewing cyber cold war, despite being our services being crippled by the pandemic and visitors leaving in droves due to fear of catching the coronavirus.

Fear not, fellow MPGHieans. Our plight only makes us stronger as we turn to the future and embrace the blockchain and NFT Premium Chainmaster Tokens.

You might ask what is a NFT? An NFT stands for Not For Trade, as popularly described by technowizards at your favorite news outlets. As in, once you buy this you're forever going to own a piece of history of MPGH and not be able to trade your Premium Chainmaster membership. So when criminals try to break into your house and point a gun at your head and demand you transfer your ownership of your MPGH NFT Premium Chainmaster Token worth millions to their account, you can proudly laugh and say that you're unable to transfer it and their actions are worthless and to have fun in jail.

You might ask how could this token be worth millions and why would we ever give away something for so cheap? Well heres the thing: our future depends on you. So as you can see, investing in this NFT ICO is the key for us to survive and drive the changes to make you to become a millionaire as we set our sights on the Cloud and become a distributed ledger forum chain company providing next generation NFTs for bootstrapping the blockchain, an innovation not seen since Theranos. This will only help us further invest in distributed blockchain cloud technology to provide isomorphic cloud hacks that use machine learning models to instantly make you win any game you choose. So, how much is this NFT premium chainmaster token? A cheap $1000 can get you locked in with this token during the presale. A breakdown of our NFT price sale dates can be seen below.

Price Change Breakdown
Today - $1000
15/04/21 - $2500
21/04/21 - $5000
31/04/21 - $10000 (FINAL DAY!!)

As you can see, within a month your token's value with 10x and you will be able to humbly donate a sizeable chunk of your post tax income to Uncle Sam to cover this appreciation. So what are you waiting for? Our NFT Premium Chainmaster Token distribution ICO will not be available forever, and now is your BEST time to lock in the best prices as we scale to the cloud.

And as always, your support in the comments section will be required and appreciated, and any deviation from this protocol will be met with the most strict and powerful retribution. Reply below and await further instructions by me to set you up with your NFT ICO Token Account.

Yours Ruley,
arunforce

[Sjoerd]

please take my money

[agatasmurf]

Where to pay, send your wallet here please * will pay 1000 usd

[Valdamerca]

Interested in this but I need more details.

[WalterWhiten]

make it more affordable for plebs like me, also I can't wait to have a gun pointed at my head to be able to proudly say I won't be trading my MPGH NFT

[alem289]

I'm poor

For a second I though the site was hacked with that simple HTML homepage

[[MPGH]Mayion]

Thanks for the bright white screen, just what I needed to see right after waking up

[Future]

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hold up everything was believable but there is no 31st of April ????????????

scam, dont buy

[Ally]

flashbang why

[Noxey]

lol, I thought for a second something happened when I opened mpgh, anyways, let me buy some of that cool new tokens, must be the real deal

[freeman_]

Ufff what is this elite class of jokes I can't comprehend ...

[Happyish]

Very interested, would like to invest all my money.

[Sensei]

Man I was about to drop all my money until I realised it's APRIL 1st lmaooo.

[thebeggar]

Greetings MPGHieans

To fund the upcoming version of MPGH, we've had to become creative and look to funding this upgrade through the outside world. Because lets face it, upgrading a tens of millions post forum that's been up for almost two decades is expensive and certain individuals who shall not be named end up taking the drugs and getting Porra tattooed on them and bankrupting daddy's billions on contests for the LOLs after a late night binger can only lead to MPGH being subjubsgated to outside influence of foreign governments. Namely Russian, Saudi, and Chinese billionaires who look to turn MPGH to an authoritarian regime not run by dictators who have a deep unsettling attachment to a bad 90s Stallone Film. But hey, we're not here to point fingers or have our values corrupted. We're here to find solutions, because our seed to leech ratio is approximately infinity.

You might think why not turn to our own good ol' murican fraudulent government? Because as President Trump would say, "ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you." Well we tried that. President Biden flatly rejected directing SBA grants to the website that creates America's next generation of cyber defense in this world with a not so subtle brewing cyber cold war, despite being our services being crippled by the pandemic and visitors leaving in droves due to fear of catching the coronavirus.

Fear not, fellow MPGHieans. Our plight only makes us stronger as we turn to the future and embrace the blockchain and NFT Premium Chainmaster Tokens.

You might ask what is a NFT? An NFT stands for Not For Trade, as popularly described by technowizards at your favorite news outlets. As in, once you buy this you're forever going to own a piece of history of MPGH and not be able to trade your Premium Chainmaster membership. So when criminals try to break into your house and point a gun at your head and demand you transfer your ownership of your MPGH NFT Premium Chainmaster Token worth millions to their account, you can proudly laugh and say that you're unable to transfer it and their actions are worthless and to have fun in jail.

You might ask how could this token be worth millions and why would we ever give away something for so cheap? Well heres the thing: our future depends on you. So as you can see, investing in this NFT ICO is the key for us to survive and drive the changes to make you to become a millionaire as we set our sights on the Cloud and become a distributed ledger forum chain company providing next generation NFTs for bootstrapping the blockchain, an innovation not seen since Theranos. This will only help us further invest in distributed blockchain cloud technology to provide isomorphic cloud hacks that use machine learning models to instantly make you win any game you choose. So, how much is this NFT premium chainmaster token? A cheap $1000 can get you locked in with this token during the presale. A breakdown of our NFT price sale dates can be seen below.

Price Change Breakdown
Today - $1000
15/04/21 - $2500
21/04/21 - $5000
31/04/21 - $10000 (FINAL DAY!!)

As you can see, within a month your token's value with 10x and you will be able to humbly donate a sizeable chunk of your post tax income to Uncle Sam to cover this appreciation. So what are you waiting for? Our NFT Premium Chainmaster Token distribution ICO will not be available forever, and now is your BEST time to lock in the best prices as we scale to the cloud.

And as always, your support in the comments section will be required and appreciated, and any deviation from this protocol will be met with the most strict and powerful retribution. Reply below and await further instructions by me to set you up with your NFT ICO Token Account.

Yours Ruley,
arunforce

Happy April fools day to you.

[Philomath]

Hey, arun, I wanna contribute too.